Mechagnome Love Thread 🥰

[Itoldyouso-illidan]

That was because the program only recognized gnomes as a race. A few adjustments and bam. You can have an arm that glows!

I tried, arm just grows back. =(
No returns either

[Diaperbaby-proudmoore]

Mechagnomes are my favorite allied race, next to kul tirian druids.

[Bipzi-wyrmrest-accord (Bipzi)]

That was because the program only recognized gnomes as a race.

Maybe for Titan constructs that where inflicted by the Curse of Flesh. The Goblin ancestor isn’t a known Titan Construct though. Mimmy boy sorta just found us and started to experiment on our intelligence. As far as I’m aware, we are a native species thus never had any mechanized history to revert to, unlike Gnomes, Humans, etc.

[Priestwings-amanthul]

Their cool

[Anode-draenor]

Ok, in order to do this, I DO need to know in what volume you can supply these… makes a face limbs and other assorted bio-parts.

Currently we have enough bio components to account for say… 1% of Azeroths total adventurers arms, legs, and some other parts. The medical wing also keeps a significant store of cadavers for study.

I am assuming after unloading the initial batch, you will still have more constantly generated, is that correct?

Currently we forsee growth in individuals seeking mechanization, in fact there’s been a significant increase in the last few weeks.

Data suggests this is a random peak however and that we’ll return to our standard growth rate within the next few weeks.

Also, what is your current success rate on mechanizing other races from a science/tech standpoint?

Not my division, but I hear the Mekgineers are considering their options.

Last time I was scanned for mechanization, I was told I was incompatible and then the hologram tried to murder my face.

Was that one of king Mechagon’s? Don’t take his data seriously on what races we can enhance. He was a bit… Xenophobic.

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

The less said about King Mechagon the better. Let him be forgotten to the mists of history. I for one and pleased with our new King Mekkatorque. How do the rest of you feel?

[Coaxial-draenor]

@Rosiefelgear-frostwolf

The less said about King Mechagon the better. Let him be forgotten to the mists of history.

Let’s not forget, but also not praise. Forgetting history especially mistakes can be dangerous and lend itself to repeats.

@Rosiefelgear-frostwolf

I for one and pleased with our new King Mekkatorque. How do the rest of you feel?

Long live King Mekkatorque! From all accounts he will serve us well with intelligence and ingenuity! I am especially happy to be reunited with our Gnomish cousins from Gnomeregan and to give them a new home, until we can reclaim Gnomeregan along side them!

Mechagon Prevails!

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

You have a point my friend, Coaxial. I guess I’ve been a little frustrated of late. The orb of the Fel Temptress eludes me. Although I’ve beaten multiple Hellblaze succubi into the twisting nether for one so far.

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

Once the radiation can be cleaned up we need to build a giant wormhole generator to Gnomeregan. Then after it’s stable we build one to the exodar. We could link all the greatest alliance cities with our amazing technology.

[Luuni-area-52]

So I saw Mechangnome in Stormwind and she was kind enough to go through many of the emotes for me. I can’t wait until I get my own one day. Vastly superior to the original Gnomes.

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

We’ll be glad to embrace your new mechagnome as soon as the Mechanization can be completed. The Alliance will see just how everything can be improved with mechanization. What class will our new brother or sister be?

[Luuni-area-52]

I’ll most likely make a warrior.

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

I love warriors. Seeing one of us just kneecap the hell out of a big giant orc is fun.

[anon30972072]

That’s why I wear shin guards and knee pads. I’m gnome proof.

[Rosiefelgear-frostwolf]

My Felguard is taller than you. We gnomes use our minds to overcome our height

[Coaxial-draenor]

@Luuni-area-52

So I saw Mechangnome in Stormwind and she was kind enough to go through many of the emotes for me.

My favorite is the laugh emote.

@Luuni-area-52

I can’t wait until I get my own one day. Vastly superior to the original Gnomes.

We eagerly await your Mechagnomes arrival!

Mechagon Prevails!

@Luuni-area-52

I’ll most likely make a warrior.

Excellent! A wonderous choice!

@Rosiefelgear-frostwolf

Seeing one of us just kneecap the hell out of a big giant orc is fun.

It is always fun to watch. I watched a warrior slaughter his way through several Tauren while I was doing some pvp.

I also like watching the vulpera swarm enemies. Dying to a carpet of fluff is so amusing.

@anon30972072

That’s why I wear shin guards and knee pads. I’m gnome proof.

While my drones and their metal teeth tear apart your shin guards I’ll be shooting you.

Your height is only a weakness if you don’t adapt. We Mechagnomes excel at such things.

[anon30972072]

@Coaxial-draenor

While my drones and their metal teeth tear apart your shin guards

Jokes on you. My shin guards are made of goblins. I just strap one to each leg and I have my own self aware body armor!

[Coaxial-draenor]

Barbaric!

Though I’m not sure how effective that armor would be…

Do you have statistical analysis by any chance of the effectiveness?

[anon30972072]

I’ve been attacked 3 times since I began using them.

1 attack was fended off beautifully.

1 didn’t go so well, but they got the job done.

The last one went horribly and the left one activated his goblin rocket boots which incinerated my leg and I had to actually just have him permanently fused between my ankle and knee.

One benefit of being Horde was how easy it was to find someone to handle that procedure for me.

[Zynx-perenolde]

Greetings fellow Mechagnomes!