No thanks I only worship 2 things:
Myself and money
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I posted this in the wrong thread originally, but the Light SHOULD be more Christian tbh. Here’s an idea a former friend came up with.
You can kill 3 orcs if you wanna but level one is just build a base in wc1.
Played through both campaigns while chilling in queues to get my elite weapons.
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Your ideas intrigue me, and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter. But I still don’t want to play priest.
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Most obvious Yrel alt account
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I worship an oddly oversized dust bunny I found under my couch. I call him Thaddeus.
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A’dal told me people can be what they want, so long as we’re in harmony with one another 
… A’dal also told me they went to school with Xe’ra and that she was a square then and she is a square now — or at least was, until Illidan clapped her.
Such is the word of the prime Naaru A’dal. 
Source: I’m a priest, so it must be true. 
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I am game. If I don’t get enough sun I get cranky.
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Naw, I’m good with the Loa and other Wild Gods.
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The only light I follow is that of the Sacred Flame, heathen.
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Unfortunately, proselytizing is anathema to me. I am simply too cynical to be converted.
…I can be bribed, though, but I’m prohibitively expensive.
The Light just wants to use people as pawns. It doesn’t want to do what is good or right for you. It has its own motives and it will prioritize those motives every single time.
I am sure there is a biological reason bugs fly towards the light, but it is usually fatal.
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Darkness is working as intended.
Maybe we should all worship the Light (Forged Draenei)
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Sadly biologists have not found the 1 cause yet, if there is 1, but rather biologists have multiple theories on the subject.
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No thanks!
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The Light doesn’t have any motivation or desire at all, you’re completely misunderstanding it.
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I thought it was because they associate light with outside and outside with food.
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Heloooo! /wave
Shadow priest here. That’s kind of the opposite of what I worship.
I’m good, thanks for asking. Now get off my lawn.
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