Malicia is the worst NPC

Her dialogue reads like it was written by AI that learned language by digesting 90’s graphic t-shirts from a mall kiosk.

  • The Gen X humor
  • The really over the top sarcasm
  • The snide “oooo so close”

If I could kill any three NPCs I’d kill her three times. I’m a little shocked she doesn’t say “What’s your damage?”

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The writer had a second job writing the dialogue in that Forspoken game lol.

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Is it bad? Ive seen nixed reviews.

Most of the dialogue in this expansion makes me want to take an angle grinder to all five of my senses.

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Is it better or worse than “A turtle made it to the water”?

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Worse. I went back to BfA recently to unlock the KT, and I would give anything for that writing back… and that music. God, I loved Kul Tiras’ music.

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And here I had forgot all about that, but not now. :frowning:

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She’s hot though.
Huge Dracthyr mommy that can snap my spine in two? Sign me in.

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lol I would not know, my renown is at12 still so all the story is w/e to me at this point sadly.

Despite my many complaints with BfA, at least the devs were self-aware with this one. The WQ where we could be the crabs and eat the turtles was almost cathartic.

Who’s Malicia?

Kul Tiras Sky Night 6… Stopped me in my tracks when I first heard it.

Her dialogue is cheesy as it gets, but she sounds like every other throwaway villain in WoW “blah blah HERO ironic joke”. I get she’s not a villain, but she acts like one.

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I liked elisande, was rooting for her tbh

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Someone never paid any attention to Sylvanas’ dialogue.

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She looks like the t-rex from jurassic park

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If you’re talking about the dragon lady, I disagree. Little annoying when I was doing story quests, and she’d intervene with some survival of the fittest monologue. Only character I like more in DF, is razagrath or whatever her name is.

The literal “WELCOME ADVENTURERS TO THE DRAAAAAAAGON ISSSSSSLES!” that shouts in waking shores makes me cringe so hard that I’m afraid I’m going to go super-nova and collapse inwards on myself in an unstoppable cringesplosion.

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