Does anyone resemble something close to a male night elf in real life? Family have all left, I’m lonely… really hoping to meet that someone for New Years.
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Why yes. I share the exact same physique as a portly Gnome.
Idk man, I really need those arms to be the same size as a torso… it’s just not gonna work out if not.
I don’t.
But if you find one, can you ask if he has older (single) relative with a strong resemblance to him?
Mmm… those arms 
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Yeah, but my gf’s the jealous type & wants me all to herself.
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It’s four years old but I’m pretty sure this guy’s still single.
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I don’t think it’s possible with their organ-less waistline. lol
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It will be many more years for him since he isn’t a night elf.
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I admit I can be picky when it comes to dating, but the pool of Elfs isn’t exactly huge, so you might want to widen the net a bit?
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Look up Jakipz on Twitter
Thank me later <3 Merry Christmas xx
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Limbs lengthened? Ribs removed??
What the… 
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prob the best present I got all year. Thank you.
some of his videos… WOW! LOL
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Yeah, reminds me of Mr Garrison from Southpark.
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I basically a goblin with pale skin. Close enough?
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Good luck, OP. I’m a male dwarf irl looking for a male belf/velf. May our dreams come true 
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I know the feeling. Bi guy here, I’ve needed a man more then anything this past year!! UGH… All this talk of divorce in other topics got me lonely… 
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male NEs are 7 feet tall+ that leaves out many people.
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I bet he’s not lonely. Those surgeries cost a lot of money. All the work he’s had done is expensive.
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You want someone who’s 8’3 and has pointy ears and an angry face?
Ok
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uhhh yeah? There is a reason you are frozen…
You need a night elf to defrost you.