Male Goblins are bald and its sad

nearly every hairstyle that male goblins have are bald, about 14 of the styles to be exact are fully bald or balding and receding hairlines. we need more hair for the glorious male goblins

Would also appreciate beards. :wink:

out of all the hairstyles none of them have full set of hair and is truly sad, where is the hair doctor in booty bay :angry:

Balding hairstyles

  • Topknot
  • Bun
  • Ponytail
  • Boing
  • Grump ( why does the back/sideburns of this hairstyle have a bun?)
  • Boltburns
  • Skeevy
  • Scruffy
  • Bolty
  • Weights
  • Henchman

Receding hairstyles

  • Ruffian
  • Greaser
  • Corsair
  • Mohawk (sad excuse for a Mohawk)
  • Chonmage
  • Executive
  • Roguish
  • Chops
  • Shaggy
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Hey, don’t mess with my mohawk!

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it had to be said

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Rip male pattern baldness.

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Yeah, the Goblin dudes could use some hair care pronto!

I think Mohawk is the only exception on the mostly-not-hair looking “good”.

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Why do you think I wear hats?

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Rip male pattern baldness

:frowning:

Why do you think I wear hats?

self esteem issues regarding male bald- eh fashion?

All goblins are balding, just the females wear wigs

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Okay - mayyyybe Goblins guys are naturally balding
so
my solution is WIGS!

AND TOUPE’S!

OF ALL SoRTs AND cOLORS!

I’m talking every shade of blond, brown, black and red you can find! Purple, green, fiery orange! Leopard print, pin-stripe, purple polka dot!

Give’em the bilgewater treatment babe!

I am actually having a really hard time imagining a goblin male with a full hairstyle. It would look different. Their very strong brow ridge gives their faces their distinct look.

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Yea more hair options for male gobbies would be nice.

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its not a problem of more “hairstyles needed”, but retouching the current ones :smiley:

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Vulpera have access to the same classes as goblin. Go vulpera and you’ll have all the hair you’ll ever need.

0w0

It’s been shown that baldness is a sign of increased testosterone. And studies have also indicated that spouses of bald men are more
 satisfied
if you catch my meaning


Not really. I just like how hats look more than bald heads.

Well, wife told me if I go bald, she’s gone, so


I decided to go Gray instead.

Male Gobbos don’t need hair. They have a level of awesome that simply doesn’t need such trivialities.

goblin beards would nice if done right. and most of the hairstyles are balding out

Have you ever met a greasy car salesman that wasn’t at least partially bald?

High testosterone. Good for them!