Make me laugh

Can you? Is it possible? I e heard every joke

Oh yeah, have you heard about my life? It’ll make you laugh then probably throw up

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Servers are up and no more “maintenance” is planned in the foreseeable future due to Blizzard improvements in the areas of programming and QA.

Did you hear Blizzard just said no more downtime ever and everybody gets a :+1:.

/me pulls down pants…

America… nuff said

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Math nerd joke alert

Q: What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

A: Nothing. You can’t cross a vector with a scalar.

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One from my nephew who is 7…he thought it was funny from a whole different perspective.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent

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Blizzard is a wonder company and WoW has zero issues.

Where have you been the last few hours? The forum has been a riot.

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The trading post will change your life!

at least Your mother in law didn’t smash her jeep into the garage door, followed by part of the house, then cause a ton of stress for over 24 hrs and counting.

Want to hear a corny joke? Maze

I got hit by a bread van at work and now suffer seizures and permanent brain damage. Dude driving fell asleep and got me when I had my headset on refueling an aircraft

Well, have you heard the one about the person who claimed to have heard every joke?
Yeah, I can’t stop laughing, either…

why do chickens lay on their eggs?

because they don’t have any chairs.

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Hello from Blizzard. We actually care about customer satisfaction.

I asked my grandpa this question: If I had seven petrified dinosaur boogers in my Gunkleboggins Pinch Log collection, and handed over three of them to the officials of the Nine-toe Purification League, how many more petrified dinosaur boogers would I need to fully flim my flam in a negative flim flam mastication challenge?

why’s it called an xbox 360?

cause when you see it you do a 360 to walk away

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