I hope southpark makes another wow episode, it fits with classic being released they should do something with it!
We need episode ideas so they can make this happen!
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The memberberries would fit this episode nicely too.
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Yeah, uh no…Really doesn’t need to happen…
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This needs to happen!!!
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Yeah, the kids are all like 30 now and they let WoW addiction ruin their lives or something, that’d be a funny plot.
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They should just re release it identically with a higher resolution and redo the Voice overs lol
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They should release at the same time classic releases…so we can watch them play while we sit in queues
Memberberries! What a great name for the Guild Bank!
“Lemme squeeze on Memberberries…”
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they couldn’t be playing in that scenario
and ask them to cough?
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“Turn your head and cough…” will be the Password to access the Memberberries Bank.
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Have the main kids excited about revisiting the lands of WoW with a quick flashback of a couple choice shots from the original Make Love Not Warcraft, showing them smiling and then frowning as their “fat shots” show up in their recollections.
They vow not to repeat the addictive behavior for WoW Classic.
A new friend or two are introduced who play retail WoW but never played older WoW. They are skeptical of Classic but will give it a shot with Cartman and the rest.
Kenny quickly dies … in a starter zone no less … and doesn’t want to keep playing. The others talk him into keep going, and he dies yet again. This repeats a few times in a montage of silly deaths: Hogger tearing him apart, Murlocs dragging him into the sea in Westfall, and Stitches flattens him in one blow in Darkshire. So Kenny quits.
The new guys used to retail end up complaining about exactly the sorts of things you’d expect them to, with Cartman especially getting P.O.'d with how they don’t play cooperatively or with much strategy (wonder why) and does his usual apoplectic screaming and such (“Don’t break poly GAD…DAMIT!”, “WHY did you pop Bloodlust NOW, jesus christ!”, “DON’T JUST STAND IN IT! … MOOOOOOM!!”).
In the end, Cartman, Stan and Kyle all quit saying it’s just too hard to go back to Classic, too much effort … and they are only level 18. But ironically the new boys love it and keep playing, saying “This seems like a different game, let’s keep going”.
As Cartman, Stan and Kyle walk out of the room to go outside and play, Cartman says “Well, I guess you can never go back. It just isn’t the same the second time.” As they pass by Kenny’s house Stan says “Poor Kenny, he’ll never play games with us again.”
End shot: Camera stays on Kenny’s house. You hear a cat meow, meow louder then shriek. Then you hear Kenny fall to the floor. Kenny is now riding under Taarna’s Major Boobage and flies off into the sunset.
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Well the next season comes out a bit less than a month after Classic releases so they line up nicely. There’s a chance they already did do another Classic episode
“You think you do, but you don’t” should be a random line throughout the episode.
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They should integrate the forum into the episode next time. “I posted on the forum but got silenced off it. Why would they silence perfectly normal forum users, and not those other jerks?”
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4:16 PM 8/19/2019