Let’s offer some peace treats to those who may not be overly fond of us!
Let’s see… What shall I offer to any Anti-Swarfers out there… 
*Sets out an offering of golden and red apples, a bowl of tootsie pops and charms suckers, and a stack of limited edition Hogrus tshirts…
Let the peace flow through you…
this dwarf drank to much.
come on grandpa, lets get you back home.
I would run out of offerings, so I won’t even try.
i have hostess ding dongs!
There’s nobody left who dislikes Owie. /brandishesweapons
I offer nothing. If someone does not like me, or perhaps even hate me then so be it. I shall not have any ill will upon them, nor would I consider them to be lower or higher than I. That being said I shall hope they still have a nice day upon our farewells.
I offer a hearty guffaw.
I offer a free dagger backrub to my enemies. 
Too much work. And the people that dislike me, I am ok with.
I offer a box of sand and a mallet.
I offer them my shiny hiney so that they may kiss it. 
I offer a fountain of chocolatey goodness and snuggles! I argue with people, I snark at others, but y’all are still like a dysfunctional family to me. 
takes all the offerings and walks out with them “I may or may not be at odds with you, I’ll let ya all know in the morning after I assess your offerings.”
Im not feeding you if you dont like me. At most i’ll prepare questionable hot dogs and milk that will expire in a day.
pulls new box of sand and mallet out of back pocket
Like that isn’t the case normally.
quietly hides the vulpera body
I will offer them some cheese…, to go with their whine…
There are no anti-swarfers
But to those who dislike me and get ruffled by my remarks, I offer…
A sly grin, and a wink. 
I’ll offer some extremely hot chicken wings that’ll have some consequences later on 