Saw this on Reddit, thought it was epic, so I’m reposting here. Enjoy.
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Tank: Nah, I’m keeping the pull rate slow for healer. Been watching his mana and he’s perfect at around 3 at a time.
Mage: Nah, I think we can pull more, it will be faster if we pull 5 or 6.
Tank: I appreciate the input, but I’m going to pull medium-slow so we get through this.
Mage: I don’t have too much time, gotta go faster, so lets pull more, i swear if we can pull like 5 or 6 we’ll be fine. I have lots of AoE.
Tank: I know you have lots of AoE
Mage: So lets put it to use, that way we all get more xp, will be more fun for healer too.
Tank: No, your AoE will get us wiped unless you use it selectively after I get aggro. Wait till 2 sunders on each mob and it should be fine.
Mage: You want me to only AoE 3 mobs? That’s a waste of mana, lets pull 5 and try.
Tank: …
Mage: I can freeze them in place, it won’t be any problem.
Tank: When the freeze breaks after a few seconds, they’ll swarm you and we’ll be out a DPS for the pull.
Mage: You don’t need my DPS for just 3 mobs though.
Tank: deep breath , I know, you’re here to make it go faster, and we appreciate that, but are you not seeing the healer having to spend 40% of his mana bar on you every time you use AoE?
Mage: That’s not an issue, when I have aggro he can just heal me.
Tank: It’s an issue, it’s why he’s always at 0 mana and we almost wiped back there when someone pulled that pack on accident.
Mage: No, it’s YOUR issue, you should be stacking sunders on everything all the time. I see mobs with only 2 or 3 sunders, they should all be 5 sunders.
Tank: … explain how that would be possible with everything attacking you.
Mage: You have bloodrage don’t you?
Tank: Bloodrage does not grant 100 rage… I need to take damage and attack for my rage to generate.
Mage: Drink a potion.
Tank: A what?
Mage: A rage potion.
Tank: There are rage potions in this game?
Mage: Yup.
Tank: I did not now that. We don’t have any right now, so lets just keep pulling 3 at a time.
Mage: Why don’t you have any?
Tank: I didn’t know they exist, and honestly I shouldn’t have to drink a potion just so you can use your AoE skill. Don’t potions have cooldowns anyway?
Mage: I don’t know what the cooldown is for the potions, but if you just drink one you should have enough to sustain rage.
Tank: How will one potion let me sustain if you’re taking all the aggro.
Mage: I wont take the aggro if you just apply 5 sunders to all 5-6 mobs.
Tank: So you want me to pull 6 mobs, apply 5 sunders, to each after drinking a potion while the healer runs out of mana healing me, so you can AoE?
Mage: Yes
Tank: Sorry, I’m not going to do that, lets just keep going.
Mage: Watch, I’m going to pull next and it’ll be fine, just trust me.
Tank: Please don’t.
Mage: Trust me, it’ll be fine.
Tank: I don’t trust you, you have inconsistencies unaccounted for.
Mage: Oh f**k off with that, I’ve done this before.
Tank: Not with me, I don’t think this will work.
Mage: Pulling, just follow you wuss.
Healer: Uhhhhh…
Mage: Get sunder, get sundnndder, get sundrer pls now
Tank: What the hell man, what did you just do
Mage: snndr, snnnudnder
Tank: I’m trying, I’m out of rage
Mage: DDRINK RGAE POSTIONN NOW
Tank: I told you I don’t have rage potion
Mage: HELP HEALS
Heals: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Mage: HLEP HEASL
Heals: oom
Tank: Oh no…
Mage: Oh great thanks for letting me die f****t.
Tank: RUUNNN
Heals: WHY DID HE PULL WHOLE GROUP
Mage: Why did you let me die, now we gotta run back. Should’ve used rage potion like I told you.