How come mages only conjure baked goods?
Sugar is a byproduct of Arcane Energy.
If I had food summoning powers that’s all I would make too. ![:cupcake:](https://d38bqls1q93fod.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/cupcake.png?v=6" ":cupcake:")
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Because we’re lazy and low on sugar.
Jokes asides, the only thing the brain needs to funcion is sugar, it is mostly common in many RPGs that wizard or any kind of spellcaster favors either sweets or sugar baked food.
/TheMoreYouKnow
That’s good to know but wouldn’t it be nice to be able to conjure meat or cheese?
Have you ever heard of a cop going out for meat or cheese?
No, it’s always doughnuts.
We did try soup once – what a mess!
Would you prefer invisible food from Neverland that you could imagine it as being anything that you want?
Think on that… do you really want mages conjuring MEAT products? I already have enough questions of what goes into my REAL food, rather not wonder/worry what a mage puts in.
I’d be rocking pizzas.
Anytime, anywhere, want food? Boom, instapizza.
It’s not always baked goods. At a certain level (the 90s, I think?), we conjure pudding.
Okay, so it’s still a sugar bomb.
I’ll make Pineapple or Hawaiian Pizza. And Watermelon juice!
Still more appetizing than the alternatives. Remember this one?
That’s just evil. Are you sure you’re not a lock?
Loa of the High Fructose
Definitely not. I’m fine with whatever food.
The real question is, how do the kegs just magically appear from my hand? Are we mages in secret?
Roasted duck
Deep fried duckings
trying to kill everyone with -stam food? glorious!
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You shall do no such thing under my watch.
I must do it…