Elune is too old for me. I only date girls who are younger than me.
It’s a matter of intellectual compatibility, since I’m very immature.
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All are welcome in Elune’s embrace. 
All you need to do… is step into my moonwell…
You are a Draenei now. You don’t have a Moonwell.
But either way, I’ve entered a billion Moonwells. For quests, for tailoring (Mooncloth!), for those silly flower crowns, and when some cute Night Elf girls invited me 
Moonwells do nothing to me. I remain the same old regular everyday normal Human guy infused with the energies of Death, Void and Fel.
I take my love for the night elves very seriously 
goat or not, I’m an elf. 
Don’t worry. I’ll use some of Xe’ra’s shards to properly heal your undeath. Maybe ask Elune for a blessing to undo it like she did that one satyr. You can yet be redeemed! 
I don’t need redemption. My dark magic infusions are great! Especially the Fel Magic that allows me to Summon Succubi 
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Reptilian shape shifting for the win
you’re already playing one
Who said you had a choice?
Would be so down for a reptilian race to be added.
I really hope to see it and for them to have access to Druids.
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Vulpera are not rat people. They are Fennec Fox people.
Kobolds are rat people.
yeah but anyone that knows Mortis is aware of the fact he avoids people like Elune cos its obvious she is too much of a night owl and tends to avoid going outside in the daytime
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Anything smaller than a racoon is a rat in my book
Attempting to lightforge me against my will is unadvisable.
While I wouldn’t pew pew you like Illidan did (I’m not a vile Demon Hunter!), I would definitely corrupt you instead.
Man’ari Dreta… sounds interesting
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Don’t cover your eyes and you’ll see that amazingly we’re not but kudos for being original. 
This always bothered me in regards to recruiting the Mag’har, I liked Yrel but she went full “You’ll conform or be annihilated” which just rubbed me wrong.
Elune’s already undone one demonic transformation! Bring it on, heretic!
If we can Lightforge dreadlords… we can Lightforge the world. 
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Xavius was an amateur. I’m a pro at corruption. I’ve spent countless hours playing games about corruption…
i’ve already got my mog sorted!
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What’s your favourite non-Blizzard game, Mortis?
This is exactly why we need you!
Most of them I can’t talk about here
But besides those, I love the Hyperdimension Neptunia series, Doom (2016), Mortal Kombat and Skullgirls.