Lizard Entertainment

Saurok Allied Race please! :smiley: :lizard:

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Blizzard is ran by a bunch of lizard people trying to take over the world.

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I’ll be honest I really want a rat race, IE Ratona/Skaven would be sweet.

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you want lizard entertainment? here ya go

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Your playing the rat race…

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Don’t make me poke you because I think you’re that kind of orc :stuck_out_tongue:

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Probably because like most people the Hearthstone artists and devs in general do not realise that reptiles are not mammals and thus do not have breasts/mammary glands. Thus reptile females obviously have breasts because… ignorance to biology. sigh

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speaking of rat race we should get playable rats

i don’t remember the last time i got to play as a flea ridden rodent

Nah.

Everything female on the Warcraft Universe has breasts.

Even boulders and planets.

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What you want playable kobolds?

Yes! Because then we can run around spamming: “You no take candle!”

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remember the skull helmet from high mountain? it turned you into a kobold and allowed you to interact with and hand out quests as their “king”

JOKE IS ON YOU! I AM THAT KIND OF ORC! MUAHAHAHAHA

Starts throwing taming bait at Zachizu

I need a fox to complete my hunter dex!

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Skaven for the win-win! Run-run! Flee-flee!

Kobold paladin here I come!!!

This is what I thought when I read the title lol

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You mean like this?:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1983_miniseries)

In TES, it’s actually explained in lore why their lizard people have breasts. Look it up, it’s actually pretty interesting.

I have no idea what Blizzard’s explanation is here though. :woman_shrugging:

kobolds aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer I mean your talking about a race that walks around with a lit candle on their bald head dripping its hot wax on their bare skin