Live Action Report Blizzard HQ Under Siege!

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WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR FORUM DWELLING FOR A SPECIAL REPORT FROM GNOMEREGAN IMPERIAL NEWS AT KKGZ

Sazzy Sazmagle “Welcome my friend! after years of failed negotiations the people of Azeroth are fed up with bureaucracy and politics spewing from Blizzard High Command have formed a large mob that has marched to the south western region in Azeroth and are now at the gates barring the entrance to Blizzard High Command HQ. We now go to our very own Gnomeregan Imperial News Action reporter Stéampunk flying over the large crowd marching to gates in her Mecha-Mogul Mk2.”

“Steampunk can you describe the situation down there from your birds eye view?”…yelling over sounds of rotors cutting through the wind the pop, bangs and whistles from the engine of her Mk2 Action News Chopper, "WE…static.…SSY IT’S PURE AN…static…HY FROM WHERE I AM WATCHING…statcic…ED HAS FORMED AT THE GATES OF BLIZ…static…D HIGH COMMAND, RACES O…static…S WITH A SINGLE GOAL HAVE PUT ASIDE THERE , a loud pop! and bang! are heard followed by a Stéampunk pleading…"no…no…not again…don’t do thisnow…after a brief silence she returns screaming into her head set…"HAVING S_O…static…E MECHAN_…static…UES HERE SAZZY GONNA HAVE TO GET ….static.…silence…" Sazzy puts a finger to her ear…“Steampunk are you there?..can you hear me…It appears we are having some technical issues…We will return shall any new predicaments arise”

This is Sazzy Sazmagle reporting for the Gnomeregan Imperial News KKGZ!

We now return you to your forum dwelling!

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So THIS is why you backed out of that other thread. Coulda just told us you had to get to work!

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which one?

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The important questions that keep you up at night! You totally tiptoed out of there. Others may have missed it, but not keen-eyed ol’ Jow.
points two fingers at his own eyes, turns hand around, points at you

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ohhh lol that one

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Anyway, keep up the good journalism work! Also, nice hat.

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You’re funny

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WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR FORUM DWELLING FOR A SPECIAL REPORT FROM GNOMEREGAN IMPERIAL NEWS AT KKGZ

“Sazzy Sazmagle with Gnomeregan Imperial News keeping you up to date with current events taking place at Blizzard High Command. After crashing her Mk-2 action news chopper safely away from the crowd of protesters and battling her way through a family of Knolls who’s encampment she destroyed, Stéampunk has made her way to one of the unofficial spokesman for the unruly mob.” after a brief pause, Sazzy says, “We now have switch over live video feed.”

The camera zooms out on a visibly battered Stéampunk, fresh bruise on her left cheek, her goggles askew, one lense cracked. A little blood trickles from her nose and through a soar fat lip she is tapping her mic…tap,tap,tap standing next to beefy warrior holding a sign that reads in bold letters,"GIVE US FLYING OR WE WALK! …tap,tap,tap… _ "Are we on…good…Sazzy I am standing with “Ihrtasmondgold” who claims to speak for all of Azeroth. Mr. Gold can you tell us why you are storming Blizzard High Command?… Ihrtasmongold speaks into her mic softly at first…“Were tired of Blizzard telling us how to enjoy exploring Azeroth”.…He begins ranting his voice raising in an exaggerated snarky tone, “Oooh but we want you to explore every nook and cranny of this wonderful verse we have created for!” he continues mimicking Blizzard officials in the same snarky voice …."a lot of Titans went into this creations it’s not fair to them that you don’t go out of your way to see them!’ He turns to the camera, “Blizzard if you don’t give us flying we will burn you to the ground AND”…Ihrtasmondgod grabs the camera with both hands and slams his face into the camera almost wrenching it from her cameraman 'Coggs" little gloved fingers and begins yelling, "SMASH YOU INTO ITSY BITSY PIECES!!!

He viciously tears the camera from Coggs grasp and holds it high, face still inches away from his face, now red with berserker rage swelling to twice his size and now screaming louder,"**HANGINGS TO GOOD FOR YOU, BURNINGS TO GOOD FOR, YOU SHOULD BE TORN APART AND EATEN Al…!**…" the feed ends abruptly…

A stunned and shocked Sazzy Sazmagle stares silently into the monitor…She looks back to the camera…“Well that escalated quickly.”

Snazzy Sazmagle reporting live here at Gnomeragan Imperial News KKGZ, we will return WITH up-to-minute live coverage shortly after a brief commercial.

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I’m shocked. I’m sitting in stunned silence observing the terror unfold before my eyes. Gnomeregan Imperial News, never stop reporting the truth. :hammer_and_wrench:

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Stay safe out there, tiny news person!

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Did they just… did they just break through the windows? :fearful:

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WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR FORUM DWELLING FOR A SPECIAL REPORT FROM GNOMEREGAN IMPERIAL NEWS AT KKGZ

Sazzy Sazmagle turns to the camera, "Thank you for joining us again in this hour of crisis. We now take you back to live action news reporter Stéampunk who is at the epicenter the event taking place at Blizzard High Command…"

Up on the monitor the view is obscured by a shaking camera…the faces of 2 gnomes who appear to be wrestling with a now fully transformed worgen keep popping in and out of the cameras view…a blur of hands and teeth flash by the still rolling camera. In the background you can here distinct voices belonging to Stéampunk, Coggs and an enraged Ihrtasmongold who up until now was just an angry human…“give me back the camera you mutt” Cogg is heard over the constant thumping as Stéampunk rapidly punches a barking worgen repeatably in his gnarling snout…she is screaming…“LET …IT…GO!”…" followed quickly by OW!!! LET GO OF MY MY ARM YOU SON OF A HOZEN…COGGS HELP!"…“AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” a hyper excited Coggs answers her call and pounces on the worgens closed maw…OHMYGOD HIS BREATH…!" after more struggling a “YIPE” rings out and the camera goes still…a worgen frantically limps away holding his privates whimpering as a raging Stéampunk is close behind, kicking his hind quarters screaming obscenities directed towards his immediate lineage. She stops and turns as as Coggs faces the camera down at the ground staring at the blinking red light out of site from view…“Are we live???”…click the screen goes blank.

A voice is heard breaking the silence in newsroom of Gnomeregan Imperial News…

GO TO COMMERCIAL 5…4…3.…click…

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And now a commercial break

GNOME PUNTING SEASON…SOOOON Starring OP

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You keep saying you got something for me
Something you call punttin but confess
You’ve been a’messin’ where you shouldn’t ‘ve been a’messin’
And now someone else is getting all your best

This gnome is made for walking
And that’s just what she’ll do
One of these days this Gnome is gonna walk all over you

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Gnomes r 4 cuddlez, not puntz

Well, most of em

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Mine is the least cuddly gnome of all. Vicious psychopath, that one. So preoccupied with her “Purge Azeroth of all Horde” campaign that she can’t even see straight.

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She just needs a wittle bit of snuggly wuggly time.

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This can happen quite a bit if our steady diet of cotton candy and Grumbles cookies are not kept in check.

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I need my :cookie: fix. I need it now.

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Immediately starts baking