Literally Unplayable

Where is my Bottle of Pinot Noir? What is this “Dalaran Noir” crap you’re pushing on me?

Dammit, Blizzard! How am I supposed to play such a broken game?!

We said no changes

They gave us changes

/sigh

My Flask of Port! It’s a Flask of Stormwind Tawny now!

At least I still have my Skin of Dwarven Stout to comfort me…

Can’t wall walk anymore either…
The game is ruined.

The devilsaurs don’t even have arseholes. Damn T for Teen rating. So disappointed in Blizzard, literally unplayable game.

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Did you get Dwarven Tinder yet?

Did they really change the names of the drinks? Smells fishy to me, the Dalaran mages muscling in on the vintner business. I suspect foul play and a few memory-wiping spells. Can’t trust the Kiran’Tor as far as Archimonde can throw them.

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Horrible business. Can’t even get drunk properly nowadays, with all these mages interfering in the alcohol business.

How am I supposed to trust them not to have infused it with arcane stuff to keep tabs on me??

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