Give me ideas!
Here’s mine:
How many blood elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they’re all telling the world how great they are
How many Paladins does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to old the ladder and one to uphold the Light 
how many alliances does it take to light up SW
it depends on how many light space goats you have