Life is a RPG; you just have the wrong stats maxxed

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Saw this as a meme. Let’s make it a game!

Unian’s stats are maxed Charisma and uhh… Whatever that one is that you can talk/charm out of anything.

It’s how she got her army of demons. :wink:

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I got maxed strength and charisma like the Macho Man Randy Savage!

I’m a Demon wizard lol

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Life is RPG, but it’s Disco Elysium

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Hey! at least you can arm-wrestle your felguard now!

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Charisma, luck are my main stats.

Charisma, because i can convince myself that based on kodo-poo logic, i can solve some issues…
luck because im still alive from everything that is happening right now

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Then your hidden stat is sheer willpower.

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The worst in RL RPG is when you miss the breadcrumb for a chain quest and then get locked out when the breadcrumb is removed.

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My max stats are wisdom and intellect but I’ve got all the charisma of a potato so no one actually listens to me. Then things I predict happen and I politely don’t rub it in people’s faces.

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Again, hidden stat is willpower.

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I want Agility and Intellect, but I feel I have all Avoidance and some Leech most days…

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Oh man, what a solid parody! Lol

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This explains so much about my life.

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the only stat that i have maxed is being so god damn cool it’s unbearable

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You must have the achievement What’s Cooler Than Being Cool? unlocked! That new title must be so awesome to flash around: Gaahr The Ice Cold

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I made a mistake and maxed out the procrastination tree because I read the name wrong.

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Man, I couldn’t even find the desire to get past the first couple tiers in that tree. It just felt like the more I put points into it, the less I wanted to play and just kept putting it off.

Legit felt more like a skill shrub than tree

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alright alright alright alright alright al̕r͏i̶ght̕ alr͘igh͟t ́alr̡ig̶ht a̵lr̴̡i͘̕͠g̨̛h͢t̛ ̵a͠l͘r͢i̕͜͢g̸h̴͢t͜ ̢͏̸a͘͢͡ļ́r̶̨í̕gḩ̴̕t͢ a̢̍͆̔ͮ͝l̵̽͜ŗ̛̉ͤͪͥ̈́̀iͯ͂ͭ̓͏̕g̸ͥ̂ͣ̽̿͆͋͞h̡̅ͣ̽͜t̊̉ͧ̎̋̄ͨ̾ ͫ̀͐͢͞a̵̵̷͊͒͊̚l͛̚r̛ͩ̽i̢ͧ͛̍̍̾͢͢g̷̷͒̌h̴̛͌̈́̃ͥ̿͌͐̈t̛͐̉ ͂̀̈̈́͝a̷̓͛͜͞l̓͐ͮ̽͋̓̉̋͡͝r̢͋͑̀̉ͮ̊̈́̈́iͤͥ̉̾̊͑͊ͧg̛͂ͭ͑̑ḣ̴̄t͆̔́͌͏ ̊͊̃̿ͦͧ̽͒͜

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humor is the best way to motivated yerself into doing stupid things.

like launching yerself out of a cannon at a zepplin

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Hmm…another expert use of that text

Is this the and What Should Never Be part of their song :upside_down_face::metal:

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