Urge to eat a sandwich, rising
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Roast beef sandwiches with gravy sounds good.
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Iām hip to the sandwiches, hold the gravy.
Please and thank you
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Kind of same but now I think I came here on purpose. Maybe I didnāt fully understand the deal ā¦ I am the kind of gnome to accept the apple terms and conditions without reading (I mean what if I disagree do I just have a random device I canāt use? Lol)
I trust higher-up reality level(s?) version of me (and Guide) to have some sort of plan. Itās been super interesting thus far, so I guess if the alternative were nothing, I would still pick this.
Or at the very least Iām the telenovela theyāre watching, and Iām giving them a good cackle (But always breaking the fourth wall! Sorry babes!)
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Its the hot brown gravy, not that funny white stuff you have with biscuits. Cold roast beef and pickles makes a good sandwich.
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This was so tightly packed with reference into each sentence, that I had to read it a couple times to really absorb what you were saying in your post. This is a good thing to me.
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Yeah, Iām thinking the dark gravy. I guess if it was used for dipping?
Lol Iām all selfishly describing how meticulous I want a free sandwich to beā¦
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Thereās no such thing as a free lunch ?
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Are you gently asking, or gently reminding?
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we ARE the bad timeline 
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āNo such thing as a free lunch is a popular adage communicating the idea that it is impossible to get something for nothingā
Itās just a saying, no need to hide in the darkness 
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I often feel I was banished here against my will for some unknowable crimes.
But maybe thatās just my eternal sense of guilt.
Iām glad the emoji was a smiley
No need to hide in the darknessā¦I have NVGās
Very different vibe 
And I still donāt have any likes 
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Can I switch places with the rich and successful me ?
Which is also false. Can get free water when itās raining. Can get free dadajfgaldaja while you dabhsbakhdsb a
In the good timeline neither of those concepts exist. At least in the same context as they do here.
If youāre not too picky, you can probably get a free lunch or two so many good restaurants just throw out perfectly good food. If you wait a while, steakout style, outside of a popular restaurant near the dumpster, you can see them go out with a bag of trash, almost fresh. If they donāt come back out in a minute, theyāre probably done and youāre safe to go see whatās free and delicious.
Oh, you know what? Yes I am a raccoon
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As long as no (or very little) wit and humor are lost in the ātradeā
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The alternate me/s might be beastly.
Sounds like you found a Super Leaf and got to wear a raccoon suit for a spell.
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