I think deep down I just want to be possessed by evil spirits and burn down the establishment
Editing this because it sounded a lil cringe to me but I am of course talking about being possessed by SCP anomalies / umbrella shenanigans.
No I am not unhinged.
OMG everyone in this thread is a clown now 
Hehe yes! We are.
Boo!
performs a dance and tells a joke
Why do tauren make good rogues?
They are a good slice of beef!
(Idk i hope that was funny)
What did the drani say to vellin before they crashed?
âHey⌠hey wake up⌠vellin⌠we are gonna crash⌠HEYâ
I got one.
Whats brown and sticky?
Molasses
A stick 
Lol nice.
How do evokers handle spiders?
FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
What color did the wind say the sky was?
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food. No atmosphere
Hmmm idk what did it say?
Blew.
Okay one more then Iâm done.
How many apples grow on trees?
All of them
(Lady Cyndi Lou comes strolling in, bells a jingling.)
/wave
/grin
Farming Torghast with max level character with my friend to ROFLSTOMP twisting corridors cos I plateued in Shadowlands.
After spending literal hours on low level content unlocking each floor with my group, we finally got to the very last boss⌠on the very last floor.
We got ROFLSTOMPed to an ability called aggression that youâre supposed to interrupt but my reaction time is a lot slower and itâs harder to focus on mechanics when you canât step backwards as you try to dodge all the bad.
needless to say i experienced a fair bit of sensory overload and we didnât interrupt aggression and we got pounded again and again until the Tarrigue came. First time I ever seen an actual defeat in Torghast no less.
The Jailer straight up said âBEGONEâ and I was just yeeted from the run.
All that time and effort gone. It was extremely painful