I’ve been scrolling GD for the past 2 hours instead of writing my term paper
Please help, I need stern authority in my life rn
Update: 9:45 PM EST
- I pumped out 11 pages tonight, thanks
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Are you seriously on those forums again? Why are you wasting time talking to strangers who give 0 f’s about your opinion? You know how much progress you could’ve been making on your paper in those two hours? You’ve always been like this, no matter how many times I tell you to get off, you never listen.
I’m unplugging the router. Microsoft Word doesn’t require internet. You need the internet? Go to the library. This internet won’t be turned back on until you can show me your progress.
Source: I’m a wife and mom. My services are free.
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10/10 felt like I was there.
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Not even joking this actually hit my soul, thanks i’ma go write my paper lol
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Everyday we stray further from the Earth Mother.
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It was so convincing I honestly thought someone was having a go at you.
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Well done. Term papers are over rated.
Pfft term paper. Come to the dream and smoke a phat one with me mon’.
I’m not your your moms, but I’ll help you forget all about that nonsense.
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Son, I’m leaving your father for a woman. Yes, it’s your fault for going on the forums and not doing your term paper.
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Isn’t that a good thing why would the earth mother want us to live at home forever?
The earth mother needs to get a hobby or a dog
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I’M A LITTLE PALADIN SHORT AND STOUT, HERE IS MY HAMMER 
HERE IS MY MOUNT 
WHEN I GET IN TROUBLE I SCREAM AND SHOUT, POP MY BUBBLE AND HEARTHSTONE OUT
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Due tomorrow?
Do tomorrow.
dont look at me i use to skip out on school for nintendo
10/10 would convince me to do my work.
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Madea could whip you into shape.
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If you don’t write your paper I’m deleting your character and setting your computer on fire.
For real though, I failed my first semester of college because of WoW, don’t be 2005 me.
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