Hi,
I don’t know how Evokers work, heal and how the players that play them think and breathe at the same time. However, they’re doing something right, and Grand-daddy Jim just wants….no….needs a taste of that green “bussy”.
How am I going to ego all of the nerds in the 1100 bracket of Solo Queue if I don’t have the 2400 weapon skins? I can’t! I have WoW street cred to maintain. Also, my wife said if I somehow get another Gladiator drake, she’d let me sleep back on the floor in the master bedroom instead of utility closet in our basement. My old futon mattress is stiff, I can’t take it much longer!
Anyways, if you’re a dragon Yoshi class, and have an IQ of 78, want to play threes? You can barf your green ooze on me, stop time or do whatever the hell it is you inexplicably do to make me successful. Hit me up.
What’s in it for you? Um, you get to be my friend. That’s a blessing in itself. I will also style your mogs for as well. And I can assess you for FREE for mental illness. Wins all around.
Anyways, here I sit on my widower’s watch waiting for my Reptile from Mortal Kombat to come home (I’m Johnny Cage, obviously).
Elder Jim