LF a Pig to Help Me Slay Dragons

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Hey guys,

I’m a level 80 Blood Elf Death Knight and I’m in desperate need of a pig to help me slay some dragons. I know it sounds crazy, but I heard from a guy in Ironforge that pigs are actually the best pets for taking down dragons.

I’ve tried using other pets like cats and wolves, but they just don’t seem to do the trick. So, I’m hoping to find a pig that’s strong enough to help me out. I’m not picky about the breed or anything, as long as it’s a pig.

If you have a pig and you’re willing to let me borrow it, please send me a message or reply to this post. I promise to take good care of it and return it unharmed.

Thanks for your time and consideration. I’m looking forward to slaying some dragons with my trusty pig by my side!

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Play a hunter and tame this:

I named mine Bacon.

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Not sure what I was expecting from the title lol.

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What’s the idea? distract the dragon by tricking it into making you some bacon?

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I thought he was calling the potential helper a pig

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Pigs Vs Dragons , the eternal battle continues

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Why are you holding a frying pan behind your back?

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Best I can do is me following you around like a lost puppy.

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I asked my Hunter if you could borrow “PigIron” but he said no, couldn’t part with the old hog. PI used to be the most hated pet in my guild, because he could pull aggro off of anybody in a heartbeat. Even my son hated him (Raid Main Tank), but I loved that old pig. He was a good’un.

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Dang, OP is already playing the next expansion.

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If you say “beer can” in a british accent, you’re also saying “bacon” in a jamaican accent.

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I just got a salad from Olive Garden. It had one olive in. One. From Olive Garden. You’d think they would be a weeeee bit less stingy on the olives, considering it is their namesake.

/shakeshead

OP - never feed your eventual adventure pig a salad from there. It would be bereft of olives, and then what would it do?

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something like a Warthog? Specifically an A-10? That could work i suppose. Probably not so much if the target is already flying. In that case you’d be more after an F-14 with pheonix missiles, or a flanker variant with a maxxed loadout for sheer number of missiles

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I immediately thought of dragonbreath-roasted pork.

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I mean… You can certainly try?

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Dragon will think, “OOhhh, a snack for me. How kind. I’ll make your death quick and painless”.