A series of letters are left inside the Blue Recluse, each individually addressed. On the back of each is written the following note “Please address all responses to the Blue Recluse. I will come pick them up in person soon.”
To Miss Valeraine,
I’m sorry but you really deserved that. All I wanted was a drink and to finish my sandwich in peace. Next time before you go acting on some high ideals, please understand that if I had nefarious thoughts against you or the citizens of Stormwind then I would not be showing myself and chatting with everyone.
And Whit’s reasons for being pissed at me have nothing to do with being from the Horde and everything to do with me being a man.
Sincerely,
Mr. Alan Shadetorn
To Renzly,
Call on me if you need assistance Shadow Sister. Whatever your reasons are, I don’t need to know details. I am merely on your side.
Your Drinking Buddy.
To the elf whose name I cannot pronounce,
You really should not try to play games with me, I see right through you. Because our mutual friend is going through a stressful time, I will not say a word of this to him.
Seriously though. All you had to do was admit it.
Mr. Alan Shadethorn
To Whit,
You are digging yourself a big hole my friend. But I can tell you really love her, so I’ll let it slide. Don’t ever try that bull of loving more than one or I won’t play nice next time.
Mr. Mask.
To Zesty,
I am very sorry we didn’t get to talk longer. I hope we have another chance to meet. Until then, have a drink on me.
Alan
Included in the envelope are a couple coins for a drink
To the gentleman in the crown,
Thank you for speaking with the priestess on my behalf and for generally being a decent human being. May we have another drink soon to discuss the wonders of women and the woes they bring us.
Sincerely,
Mr. Alan