Okay not the best at jokes BUT, here’s one I found on the google’s!
“I’m afraid of the calendar. It’s days are numbered”.
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Two chemists walk into a bar, the first one says to the bar tender: “I’ll have some H20”. The second chemist says: “I’ll have some H20 too”… one dead chemist later
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why did the Tauren not wanna get on a plane? Cause they’re ground beef!
Algalon told me yesterday he was feeling stellar!
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Why did the zombie tear up the bard’s sheet music?
Because it was a Decomposer.
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What’s the difference between an orc and a rock?
Two points of Intelligence, Rock’s favor.
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Hey what do you call a Dwarf with no beard?
Names, lots of them.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
You didn’t expect it to stand there forever did you?
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I looked at your family tree and you were the sap.
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What’s the difference between a druid and a dryad?
A druid starts screaming when you chop down a tree. A dryad STOPS screaming when you chop down a tree.
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What do you call and American 
?
a U.S.BEEEEEEE
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What do you call an orc with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
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Ugh most of my DnD jokes don’t work well because they are not races or mechanics in WoW. Here are some I posted on reddit for a Drow rogue who cracks jokes.
Why did the Drow go on a date with a spider?
Because his Matron said to take it out instead of killing it.
The leading cause of death in the underdark is Drow-ning.
Illithids?!?
You don’t have to worry. They eat brains.
Why don’t birds live in the underdark?
It would be too much of a bird den.
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but all I see is a slave.
Why should you be worried about drow paladins?
Because they are lloth-ful evil.
Make a wish!
It stalagmite come true!
A drows favorite sin is S-Lolth.
What do you get if you cross a matron and a cleric of Lolth?
A short life expectancy.
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Hooch have funny joke.
Knock knock.
What do you call a broken boomerang? 
A stick. 
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What do you call a Tauren with no legs?
Ground beef
Where do you find a Worgen with no legs?
Right where you left him
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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back?
A dirty double crosser!
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what do dentists call xrays?
tooth pics
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Why did the Surrealist cross the road?
Fish.
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did u hear about the first restaurant on the moon? it had great food but no atmosphere
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I was addicted to the hockey-pokey, but i turned myself around…
Then after that i got fired from the factory that made calendars, because i took to many days off…
I’ll see my way out
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what did one ocean say to the other ocean?
nothing, it just waved
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