Let's tell Jokes

Give us your best worst jokes. Only one rule: Keep it clean.

Why are pigs dressed in black safe?

Because Batman has sworn an oath to protect Goth Ham. :rofl: :rofl:

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some ppl eat snails, they must not like fast food

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A tauren, a Zandalari Troll, and a Dranei all walk into a bar.
The gnomes and goblins just walk under it.

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I have a joke:

Gnomes.

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why was the tomato red? because he saw the salad dressing

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All Darkmaster Gandling ever wanted to do was raise a family.

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how does Nasa organize a party? they planet

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Bobby Kotick is getting another yacht.

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not very funny

Diablo Immortal is making millions.

whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.99 a pound, deer nuts are under a buck.

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how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten-tickles

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because the Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

why were they called the dark ages? because they were filled with a lotta knights

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Sometimes people give me directions to either go, or find something and then drop the line awfully casually “You can’t miss it!”

Buddy.

You clearly have no idea what I’m capable of. :joy:

what is sticky and brown? a stick

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The otter failed his driving test; the car was a manual and he could only drive ottermatic.

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what did one toilet say to the other? u look flushed

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Human?

whoman?

Who are you man?

A Swiss businessman wanted to start dairy business. His friend tells him that his plan has some holes in it.

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