We need some laughs around here, or at least some good groans. Give us your best worst jokes. Only one rule: Keep it clean.
Did you hear about the guy who had the whole left side of his body mangled? He’s all right now.
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What do you call a goblin mage?
A goblin who can spell.
How do you spell panda?
P and a
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
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Two Orcs walk into a Vegan bar…
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They walked through it.
No ouch.
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How do you follow Wrathion in the desert?
You just follow dem fresh prints…
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Three Pandaren, Bo, Cho and Fo decided to go to Stormwind.
They liked it so much, that Bo changed his name to Buck, Cho changed his name to Chuck, but Fo decided to go back to Pandaria.
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They say on reddit that The Maw changed Baine, and that he is a sad boi now.
Then they show a picture of baine sitting on the floor.
Was the Joke being Not to give him a chair or bench to sit on?
ref" [The Maw changed Baine, he’s a sad boi now: wow] 2 Dec 2020
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How many Paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the ladder, and another to uphold the light.
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What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
A mini-taur.
Why do hunters get smashed in bars?
Because they’re always multi-shotting.
What do you call a tauren rogue?
Invisibull.
How many Blizzard developers does it take to get an expansion right?
Nobody knows because it hasn’t been done yet.
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Oh man, I got a good one!
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Huh.
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I literally spit my wine out. 
What did the snail say as it was riding the turtle’s back?
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…WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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These jokes would make Blaine blow up.
It is the morning of Sunday, June 18, 1815 outside of the city of Waterloo and Napoleon awakes in his tent where his army prepping for the inevitable battle that day.
He turns to his aid and says, “bring me my red coat”
The aid says, “but Emperor, with your red coat won’t the enemy see you?”
Napoleon explains, “If I get shot in ze battle, ze men will not see me bleed and zen zey will not panic.”
The aid gets him his red coat. Napoleon puts it on. He then steps out into the dawn with his spyglass and he sees the Coalition army on the march.
He turns to his aid, eyes wide in shock and says
“bring me my brown pants”
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You’d think snails would be a little bit faster without their shell on their back, they’re actually just a little more sluggish.
Look at that S car go
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What do you call a Worgen Hunter with a wolf pet ?
Date Night