- Garrosh Hellscream
- Basic campfire
- Big Bag of Poop
https://www.wowhead.com/item=89053/big-bag-of-poop
Bai…oh wait, he’s Alliance isn’t he
Lor’themar
Puntable Marmot
N’zoth’s spooky fish
Lasan Skyhorn
Puntable Marmot has my vote. That little dude is ready for anything.
A bag of hammers
- Nothing.
But Garrosh would be pretty cool too.
Fixed it for you.
Farmer Yoon
22 pound catfish
A yellow snowball.
Garrosh was the best Warchief The Horde had.
Unlike Thrall, he was proactive. He wasn’t going to sit by and trade and make peace deals while his people starved, he did what a WARchief needed to do. Wage war for their resources.
Pre-Mist, Garrosh had a rules of engagement mentality. He fought Carine honorably. (didn’t know his blade was poison.)
He outlawed the use of blight and kept eyes on The Forsaken.
He executed generals who murdered non combatants.
Anyone who pulled their weight was Horde, be it Blood Elf or otherwise.
He was everything The Horde should be. Before Mist of course.
Compared to Sylvanas, who holds no rules of engagement, slaughters needlessly and mercilessly, sees everyone as a tool, uses blight and etc.
millhouse manastorm
Blanduin Wrynn
Grab me the Azeroth phone book, blindfold me, and whatever name I point to in the book. They, will be a better Warchief.
Sylvanas is a terrible Warchief. She’s only slightly better than Garrosh because she originally had the best interests of the Forsaken in mind, and would do whatever it took to preserve them. Despite the uncaring, despotic monster she’s apparently become, she had potential.
Garrosh was a whiny, pathetic imbecile staring into a fire in Garadar when we first met him, who was put in charge of the Horde campaign in Northrend, where he managed to land on a cursed beach and lose troops because he was impatient, build a stronghold in a Nerubian nest and lose troops, and order heroes on suicide missions while he impotently kicked toys over on a floor map in his basement. Thrall had to reign him in after he insulted the Alliance at the Argent Tournament, and Saurfang commanded the actual Horde presence during the assault on Icecrown.
Then Thrall made him Warchief, and he only got worse. Apparently, you either fall completely out of the plot when you’re made Warchief, or you become a ravening monster so that the Alliance has a “bad guy” to root against.
Sylvanas hasn’t done a single thing with the Horde’s well-being in mind since she got the job, she’s only worked to protect herself instead. Malfurion was a more effective leader during the Legion invasion, and he was almost immediately captured.
Basically, Sylvanas is better than Garrosh, but the smoking stump of Teldrassil is a better leader and strategist than either of them. They’re complete garbage, and I cannot wait to consign that hateful murder-witch to the refuse pile outside Orgrimmar’s back gate where leaders of her “caliber” belong.
- The level 19 undead you meet going into hillsbrad whose name is similar to dumbutt but if I type his name I’ll get in trouble.