Put a finger down if you…
1.) Ninja’d someone else’s loot you definitely didn’t need.
2.) Ganked a player well below your level.
3.) Kited a mob to a major city.
4.) Intentionally participated in the Corrupted Blood incident.
5.) Used saronite bombs while fighting the Lich King.
6.) Fight or troll in trade chat for fun.
7.) Undercut competitor auctions by one copper.
8.) Been reported for abusive language.
9.) Blamed a healer for your obvious mistake.
10.) Fell off of a cliff or succumbed to fatigue and died while alt tabbed.
How many fingers do you still have up? Here’s what your finger count means:
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10: You put no fingers down? So, you definitely lied.
9-7: We’re all human, or orc, or elf, or something else. Mistakes happen.
6-4: You’re a rogue or hunter, huh?
3-1: Vanilla is definitely your favorite flavor.
0: Blizzard should pull you into the writing room so they can learn a thing or two about what a real villain is.