Lets go farm

petition to make servers online 10 minutes before they are meant to be instead of 10 hours after.

It is, after all, an insect release. Who doesn’t want to play on buggy software?

There are going to be bugs existing even after hotfixes theres no need to make a random hotfix/bug fix and say servers are down for maintenance for an hour. Just let it exist for the week until the actual maintenance happens?

Why do players think they’re the experts on WoW maintenance? I’m just… I don’t get it.

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I’m not an expert but there should be more explanation, this has been happening ever since the game came out. It’s just called maintenance, but what’s getting fixed?

What is being fixed shall remain mythical and unidentified.

Do we, the players, really care whether it is inserting new spaghetti code that can’t decide whether to be linguini or rigatoni? Linda on days cleaning up after Mike from overnight spilled Mountain Dew onto the primary switch? Or the Gerbils and Black Widows fought over nest materials in the cable ducts?

Bro is your response straight from chatGPT?

Who needs ChatGPT to write non-sensical statements about WoW maintenance before asking: are you a Pepper too?

Other reasons for extended maintenance that we don’t need to know about:

Arthas needed help sharpening Frostmourne on the server blades.

Tony pilfered more Kobolds because they taste Grrrreat!

Murlocs invaded Blizzard Headquarters for Mrglmrglmrgl!

The Gnomish Gnews Gnetwork ran out of prepared Gnchors to interview Illidan.

Please surely moderators can ban this person from ever posting again you can obviously see they’re a bot?