As a true warrior and a human prodigy among men, I think I should be able to hide my pants. Blizzard does not want me to hide my pants, which is why the transmog system does not allow you to hide your pants.
Blizzard, a corporation headed by Robert A. Kotick, AKA “Bobby Kotick”, “The Bobster”, “Yachtlord” or “threatened to kill his secretary” is physically unable to not oppress people, which is why they force me to wear pants. Being forced to wear pants is (in my highly educated opinion) oppression.
I play games to escape the oppressive regime I live in (it is oppressive because I am forced to wear pants in real life too). However, even though I know it is very hard for Blizzard to let people have fun, I must demand that they allow me to hide my pants.
Some say this abrasive approach will not work, but I whined about the GCD on Ignore Pain, and they removed it, and as everyone knows, correlation DOES equal causation.
Anyway, I dream of the day I may run through a dungeon naked as the tank, without a care in the world. But that day has not arrived yet, for I am forced by an oppressive regime to expose my pants to the world, instead of being able to hide them. Thank you for reading my essay.
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If conan has taught me anything you should be doing that today.
I don’t mean the cartoon I meant the late night talk show host
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I don’t know, I said things, but I looked it up. In fact, it was a cartoon as well.
Score 1 for getting lucky
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Everyday we stray further from the Earth Mother.
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We all have to leave the nest sometime
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You can’t hide your pants, but you can make them pretty tiny.
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Just take your pants off. You don’t need the armour, they’re just pants. Optimize.
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You sneer at me with your low framerate office GIF from the muck that spawned you. You just can’t bring yourself to believe that I am the golden god, in my glorious nakedness. You are offended because you have already fallen to the tyranny of having to wear clothes.
just become a leather class and put on a breezy pair of warbear woolies like yours truly
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A true golden deity would not need to boast about itself on a forum of the ternetz…
It would be absolute, you are a false messiah…
That being said, I hear religions can be pretty lucrative.
Hide pants would acttually bring players back. Everyone loves running around naked.
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I don’t know dennis played this game
I figured he would be a blood elf
Why do we get to pick the kind of undergarments for the Dracthyr if we don’t get a hide pants option to show them off?
Unfair.
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In public yeah, but you can be buck nekkid at home. Get a work from home job, get everything delivered to you, and do everything virtually. Now you can be naked always 
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Thank goodness too. Life is a dream now.
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I’m just glad Vulpera don’t have to wear shoes.
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