Write a WoW poem that can be sung to the tune of “Shout” by Tears for Fears.
Gnome
Gnome
Won’t you go home!
Why do you like to frolick and roam?
Come on!
He’s grinning at you
Come on!
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Hey,
Hey,
What can I say?
WoW brings me fun every single day!
Come on,
I’m playing again,
Come on!
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Feet…
Feet…
How bad do yours stink?
Do they smell like rigor mortis, are they next level reek?
Come on…
Bleach the stank off dem feets…
Come on…
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Sword
Sword
Stuck in a Horde
You’d be a perfect chest reward
Come on
I’m sharpening you
Come on
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Horde
Horde
What happened to Horde?
Used to be tough now just barbie girls
Come on
Go back to Orcs
Come on
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Boar
Boar
I need some more
Livers of the goretusk, I just need four
Come on
Now I need three
Come on
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Rat.
Rat.
Be made into a hat!
Vulpera should all be squished flat!
Rodent!
Here’s a bomb for you 
Rodent!
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Zug
Zug
Work is da poop
Me busy and me need to be left alone
Come on
Me not that kind of Orc
Come on
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Quick
Trick
Your pocket I’ll pick
Subtlety rogue and I’m pretty slick
Come on
I’ll gank you again
Come on
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Kirks poetry always gets deleted 
i try anyway!
rocks
rocks
i should buy stocks
i want to scream from my soap-box
buy some
they’re totally yum
so buy some
rocks
rocks
in my mailbox
they taste better than roasted ox
so yum.
believe when i say, they’re so yum.
they just cost dimes
you never have to sell your soul
go loot some slimes
you’ll find enough to fill your bowl
and you might get a side of coal
those smelly elves,
may try to snipe your tasty meal
don’t let them touch
i don’t care how it makes them feel,
just make sure that they don’t steal…
your rocks
rocks
hide in your socks
put them inside a strong lockbox
and you’re done
the elf can eat beans
in a bun
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Maybe I’m just tired, but this made me giggle like a little girl.
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Bag
Space
Such a disgrace
I have no place to put this epic mace
Come on
My bags are all full
Come on
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Ducks!
Ducks!
These dragons suck,
I know I’m not asking for too much;
Come on,
A flying duck mount!
Come on!
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Belf
Belf
It’s a slap in the face
I demand you send the high elf velves back on their shelves
Come on
Or I might unsubscribe
Come on
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Thrall
Thrall
You have the gall
Your hands are too big and your feet too small
Come on
Put down that maul
Come on
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Ed
Ed
You’re gonna be dead
Defias were bad so we’re takin your head
VanCleef
We’re coming for you
VanCleef
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Fel
Hound
Felhound poo poo
I have to find shredder keys in you
Come on
Where are you at?
Come on
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Slice
Dice
Serve it with rice
Pandaren food tastes so very nice
Eat up
Grow more on your farm
Eat up
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Click
Click
(I’m) playing this game.
One miss-click and death’s calling my name.
I’m dead.
I suck at this game.
I’m dead.
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Raid
Wiped
Everyone’s dead
After a spider landed on the Priest’s head
Come on
You really freaked out
Come on
3 Likes