Let Evokers wear pants.
Nah.
No pants for you! Come back, one year.
Lore-wise, you can’t evoke while wearing pants. They cover this in the novels, which is why if you just play the game you wouldn’t know.
Also let non-evokers not wear pants
What uh…what novels are we talking about?
you dont need pants.
Also let everyone else not wear pants. Let us hide pants
This is actually a resonable request. There are several older robes that look odd when worn with pants. And npc’s wearing those never use pants anyway.
Down with pants! Down with pants! Down with pants! Down with pants!
sure… when we can wear shoes
Pants are an illusion and so is death.
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This is the most interesting protest i’ve ever heard.
Also the saying is
No Shirt, No Shoes, No service… Nobody ever said anything about pants.
NO! It gets hot down there!
Ahm No
You need the air down there.
The image of of the Evoker has been crafted for hundreds, and hundreds, and hundreds of years. We’re supposed to be in a different day. Give the world Evokers with pants, let the people have an Evoker with covered knees bearing joy and good will!
Let the bells of tolerance ring out this day. Let people open their minds as they open their game. We need your mind, Blizzard, today. Let the Evoker be my pants’d brother, be your pants’d sister, be the school teacher, be the construction worker, the class with pants. Give the world an Evoker with pants, Oh Almighty, Oh Almighty, Oh Almighty! Leave out the cookies and milk this day for a pants’d Evoker, Oh Almighty!
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Bonus points if anyone recognises the original source.
War of the Scaleborn, I believe.