I’m hammering the button so hard I think I broke it.
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“It’s true you endured years of warfare, torture and racially-motivated genocide. But I really liked that Vale.”
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< screams in Draenei >
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Narrator Voice
“And it was at this moment the entire collective Alliance Playerbase wished, with all their heart and soul, Garrosh had killed him in the cinematic.”
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The next expansion is just going to have Obligatory “Wise” Male Neutral Character chastising the Alliance bodies stacked slipshod in mass graves for not being able to put their differences aside.
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I can’t wait for Khadgar to come back and try to tell Jaina off for being so mean to those poor poor Horde, in such a way that at any moment he’s poised to turn to the camera and mutter “that time of the month, eh?”
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I know I sure as hell wanted to force my trembling hands through the screen to grasp him by the throat and strangle him
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because im always right, mark this post:
sylvanas will be the enlightened centrist next expansion, acting as its khadgar and being our guide to the shadowlands. alliance and rebel players will be told to put aside our petty differences for the sake of azeroth.
tyrande will grumble about it and that will be made to look ridiculous and unreasonable.
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I’ll counter. Because Blizzard is terribad at not having the “We must all work together” portion of the expansion led by a male character with a gruff voice, it’s actually going to be Nathanos that’s our Guide to Enlightened Centrism because he has realized Sylvanas is BAD GIRL but he still love bad girl and now must save her from the most insidious foe of all…
HERSELF.
World of Warcraft, Expansion Eight
Black Roses for Black Hearts
Follow a forbidden love that must overcome death itself. This summer. On the WB. Er, Blizzard Launcher.
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Get out of my house.
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The new tie in with the companion app is one of those gacha dating sims you see advertised everywhere. It is now, quite literally, the World of Warcraft Companion App.
Nathanos broods in the corner, do you:
- Ask him for more training?
or - Ask him for more “training?”
S-sorry Champion. You don’t have enough Love Resources to unlock this mission just yet. You’re going to have to grind with your followers instead. Send them on missions to spy on the boys you like the most to unlock their likes, dislikes, and favorite gifts.
Do you have what it takes to level up the true Hearts of Azeroth?
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I’m going to throw up
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I hate it so much that I’m pretty sure I died a second time.
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needing any kinda resource to get with nathanos is lore inaccurate because he’s absolutely the kind of dude who’d open a conversation with “milady… if i do say so myself… you smell effervescent this evening…” while standing at least five inches too close
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Please, stop, I have a family 
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Please stop telling us what Danuser does with his body pillow every Friday night.
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If you have a family you’ll love the new R.A.F or Recruit a Family (Member) offer coming with Black Roses for Black Hearts. As soon as they have a social security number you can sign them up for a World of Warcraft account and start earning fabulous prizes like a Grom Hellscream statue for your Garrison at 48 months accumulated or a set of transmoggable teacups at 96 months.
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Be honest now. It’s a statue of Grom triumphing over a clealry crazed Yrel and the entire dev team patting him on the back.
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“Women be crazy!” - Blizzard Entertainment, 1994-2019
Gonna edit in a fresh leak for y’all since Blizzard won’t let me bump my own thread.
https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/2510357-blizzcon-leak
How would we even pronounce RotFP? I’m thinking rot-phip.
Housing will finally be a thing. It will be similar to Wildstar’s. There will be a Guild version, named Fortresses.
Not even trying to be believable with this one.
Oh, and there’s also this:
https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/2510163-The-endboss-of-BFA-in-8-3-reveal
Killing off everyone’s favorite knaifu would be… something, I guess.
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