Okay this legit made me laugh. And I’m only 80% certain it was meant to.
I highly encourage y’all to read the whole thing because it wonderfully stupid and I love it
In the rankings, I’m still saying the stasis/timejump one is the most likely. Not saying I think it’ll happen. But of all the leaks, I think it’s the most likely.
Mulgore now has a small beach! Some of the Tauren affected by the Gloomsplash have decided to live an even simpler lifestyle, walking on all fours and eating grass all day. However they’re still fully conscious. You can earn reputation with them (Horde only) and if you’re a Tauren, they can teach you Plainsrunning, which is basically a mount without mount, like the Worgen have.
i can’t breathe help
The amount of people in that thread taking it seriously, oh my god.
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tauren crawling around on all fours and eating grass is VERY real, how dare you
The Stonetalon Mountains will feature more scenic views than before and provide a breather from all the weirdness.
Well I will be spending all my time in Sun Rock Retreat away from all the “weirdness”
Tirisfal has become a toxic wasteland full of swirling and damaging green smoke clouds to wander with absolute caution. Nobody knows how this happened.
Such a mystery!
Sylvanas has turned her back on the Horde after 8.3 and atones for her sins as a nun in service of the Argent Crusade.
Mother Superior Sylvanas, Patron Saint of Irreparably Destroyed Characters
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The Swamp of Sorrows features a lot of wooden stools one can take a seat in to enter a tranceworld. The Sunken Temple has become one with the mud. A lone green dragon sleeps atop it now.
STOOLS FOR HORDE CONFIRMED
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I like this leak the most so far tbh
Goomsplash 2020
It’s been a wild ride with Allied Races. They went from “Kind of neat but why do I have to work harder for what used to be just included with the sticker” to “Oh wow you mean I’m being actively punished for taking time off / not playing Legion / not playing Patch x.5 because they’re all tied to time played metrics?” to “Oh man what do you think the next ones are going to be?” in the span of an expac.
All I know is none of them can be Death Knights so between Allied Races and The Hastily Abandoned Warfronts, 2/3 of the back-of-the-box tags for this expansion are poop to me.
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They can’t be DK because the DKs are able to raise new DK without the LK.
Wait what?
Give me my Velf DK ffs.
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The only thing I really like about Allied Races is that they start at level 20.
Which makes me wish they would just add a quest that allows you to do that with any character.
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Blizzard should stop being cowards and let all races be all classes.
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they should do that except for giving blood elves and nightborne druids
why? cause blizzard HQ would be burned down by horny noble RPers the next day and we’d all finally be free
Wait, you mean it hasn’t been burned down already?
Don’t change stuff around for weirdos. They’ll always find a new vehicle for their degenerate behavior.
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Got another one, boys!
https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/2509749-World-of-Warcraft-9-0-Filtration-quot-A-fall-in-lies-quot
You know, there’s been a real lack of blurry title screen pictures this year. I’m disappointed.
If I knew how to Photoshop I’d make one for you.
Velf DK or Dark Iron DK for me. Pls giev.
Oh well, they just ejaculated a giant pile of Engineering related mounts, weapons, and armor into the game so I’m happy to be a gnome at least.
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