Lack of Male Plate - Slutmog

Nimze-wyrmrest-accord · October 30, 2019, 1:54am

I have an idea, a bright colored neon male thong cosmetic

Vaelian-moon-guard · October 30, 2019, 1:59am

What do you expect, a chainmail Bikini?!?

Eithris-doomhammer · October 30, 2019, 2:01am

i beg to differ. there’s like, three leggings, and a couple of chests and that’s it. and nothing close to recently updated, they are all the flat, pixelated, gross textures of vanilla and tbc gear. cenarion thicket legplates, the tyrants legguards, and the warriors embrace from sunken temple are the main ones off the top of my head. they’re all so lo-res it’s just gaudy and gross.

Eithris-doomhammer · October 30, 2019, 2:02am

something along the lines of the ultra skimpy top and loincloth worn by the cat druid in the original wow trailer would be pretty cool, and they could just leave the top off for males. and it could be adapted for cloth, leather, mail, or plate, quite easily.

Vaelian-moon-guard · October 30, 2019, 2:06am

Lynlavias-grobbulus · October 30, 2019, 2:11am

i spent the entire duration of my time in legion with my face glued to illidan’s chest. he asked me if i needed anything but i told him im just looking

Ataxerxes-dalaran · October 30, 2019, 2:14am

I think we should get a replica of Sting’s winged speedo from Dune.

Lull-tichondrius · October 30, 2019, 2:48am

Oh hey! That really old bikini thread I linked you a bit ago? I went and did up a new version here, if you’d like to give it a browse.

Vicktoria-area-52 · October 30, 2019, 2:52am

If you charge into battle with a plate bikini on your man fur may get singed if you stand in fire.

Lovefool-alterac-mountains · October 30, 2019, 3:12am

Real men go shirtless.

Chihao-frostmourne · October 30, 2019, 4:05am

Maybe if you weren’t a plate class. Your best option is just hide chest and use a shirt instead.

Taindessa-moon-guard · October 30, 2019, 4:06am

I’m an advocate for seeing more near naked men out there bashing each others brains out. Blizz, lets get on this, snap snap.

Raelhorn-ravencrest · October 30, 2019, 4:23am

… that’s nothing to say that male characters have the option to wear the following:

Have the option to hide literally every single gear slot with the "Emperor’s New " glamour pieces that actually do hide it all. Weapons can be toggled to be hidden when sheathed as well.
Leopard print speedos, which is skimpier than the default underpants.
Playboy bunny outfit (originally female only, changed a few patches ago)
2B’s outfit from Nier Automata (added with the patch today… let’s just say it’s a dress with a VERY short skirt).

Yes, I said MALE characters.

… and if I’m being honest, it sits somewhere between absolutely hilarious and utterly horrifying.

Then there’s this guy…

I’m genuinely not sure if the WoW community could handle it.

Artorgius-frostmourne · October 30, 2019, 5:11am

Oooo awesome thanks for the ideas!

Hylianlich-boulderfist · October 30, 2019, 6:02am

Godbert is human perfection and would solo the Legion no sweat.

Naruild-proudmoore · October 30, 2019, 6:06am

Excuse you.

Amorallus-area-52 · October 30, 2019, 6:07am

#non-issue

Valdanroth-dalaran · October 30, 2019, 9:20am

This whole thread is filled with heresy. Trust me, my male human paladin senses were tingling.

Spodge-stormreaver · October 30, 2019, 9:28am

This is a good thing considering what the male models look like in this game.

Lovefool-alterac-mountains · October 30, 2019, 2:39pm

I try to include more women in the bashing.

You know, more inclusion kinda thing.