Kyrians: Please do NOT idle motorcycles by the mission table

Lately there’s been a lot of motorcycle riders spending excessive time idling by the Kyrian mission table, and for a few people in the Elysian Hold Owner’s Association, we are experiencing unnecessary air pollution and asthma attacks. As Kyrians, we are expressly connected to issues of air quality and we must set a good example for the other denizens of the shadowlands.

If you could PLEASE not idle your motorcycle when checking the mission table, that would be really helpful.

Repeat offenders will incur a 900 anima fine payable to Karyan at the Hold Owners Association.

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They’re dead. How could pollution make it any worse?!

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IMO Blizz needs to add a lot more no vehicle zones in game.
Every mail box, mission table, Anima NPC, portal, gate, whatever.

If it something a person clicks on to interact with, it should have a 10 yard no mount zone around it.

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Lol I love riding my motorcycle through Bastion specifically because it’s so out of place.

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Now I need a motorcycle AND a covenant swap…

:woman_shrugging:

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the mission table area is in a decent place… not many i think would send thier followers to their doom and wait there.

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Revs the motorcycle to cover the OP’s whiney voice
Nothin? exactly!!!

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<3

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its got the funnest ramps too, check out my wheelie over the platform!

Plus if you fall off you dont just die.

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I’m so happy that I don’t need engineering to ride my hog.

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I think there’s a South Park episode about this…

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And you get to re-enact Evil Knievel’s Snake River Canyon jump using the wind bridge between the two sides of Elysian Hold.

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I can imagine a bunch of Azerothions riding there motorcycles and leaving tire tracks everywhere. Kyrians just standing in a corner giving dirty looks and regretting their decision to let mortals in Elysian hold.

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And while we’re at it, get rid of the obnoxious motorcycles and heirlooms on Exile’s Reach! You’re supposed to WAVE at Gor’groth, not tear up his shrubbery with your shenanigans!

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Do you even understand how long it takes a steward to clean those floors? Honestly, the disrespect.

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What Kyrian needs is a Guild called Hell’s Angels to be riding their bikes back and forth across it all day.

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I haven’t noticed any breathing problems with all the Hogs running. Of course, I don’t breathe . . . .

Semper Fi! :us:

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I hate the sound the motorcycles make. It is so bad that I will often go elsewhere if they are near where I wanted to go. At least it only the mission table. That is easily skippable.

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If you think this is bad, on FFXIV release patch days, quest npcs have TONS AND TONS of players around them to the point of being impossible to click on them all day long if you didn’t know about making players ignored by click by pressing X.

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Shh you’re a night fae. You have water pollution to deal with.