Know what I absolutely hate?

When you feel a sneeze coming on, and your face starts to get into that “Here comes the sneeze” phase but then…nothing happens.

You just stand there looking like an absolute moron, eyes partially closed, mouth open like a schmuck and just nothing. And even worse!

The feeling of the sneeze strikes AGAIN and STILL nothing. Double the idiocy!

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Lonely huh?

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Even worse when driving.

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I feels ya. You get all ready …and nada! :grinning: :grinning:

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Look at a bright light or the sun. It’ll force it

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Wait seriously? I actually never knew that or heard of that. I mean I’m already looking like a clown in the freeze sneeze stage so couldn’t hurt to give it the ol college try

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Yeah just get ready to hold your nose lol because youll be blasting sneeze head shots

False alarm sneezes are awful.

I hate coughs that give me hiccups.

So annoying!

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#boxingischeating
#endmultiboxing
#1button1action

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Perfect chance to use this sound clip out in the wild

Tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue.

that sounded a lot less dirty in my head. Sorry.

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Just imagine someone hit you with an interrupt in the middle of casting…

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The response I didn’t know I wanted but so desperately needed

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Adding to that list: Sneezing while wearing a mask

Know what I absolutely hate?

Having the hiccups. Ughh, I get so annoyed when they happen.

Like in the old days of pay toilets, you go in there, and then just fart and nothing else. Sad.

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Those hiccups that hurt your chest? And you get like 3 of them back to back in rapid succession? Absolute worst.

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Ugh, yes! False alarm sneezes are the worst. And especially when you suddenly sneeze RIGHT after you let your guard down after the false alarm, so you were not prepared for the actual sneeze at all. x.x

Wet sneezes are the worst too. I do a sorta “dry sneeze” a lot but I can’t stand the wet sneezes, you probably get what I mean by that, so gross…

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YES YES YES!! Like How dare you not give me the satisfaction of THIS SNEEZE!!!

Preach it brother!!

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Not even animals are safe from this

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