klungo recently find interesting new way to battle, single shuffle.
klungo mightiest orc smasher, if only single klungo, me thinking will win every time, become known as mightiest of all orcs
klungo enter single shuffle waiting room, wait much time, then wait much more time, so much time make head hurt, try playing with rock to keep from bored… suddenly, gate open, klungo enter battle ready to destroy all weaklings
klungo team is klungo, dress man, and blue healer orc, team looking like not much muscle, but klungo will not be defeated
arena open, enemy team is hopping tigger demon boy and angel man and also some type of lizard me thinking that me see in durotar when was young… simple win for klungo… or so me think.,…
hopping tigger boy hop across entire colosseum and angel man get on horse to begin battle with klungo… me use rock drink and punch a lot of times move to keep from being defeated, but angel man smash holy hammer into klungo mouth and stop from punching, klungo use chinese symbol, but angel man not even need to use flying mario cap before chinese symbol is slapped away by big sword and scary flying demon boy that is blasting me and i die from this
dress man not much help to klungo, will win next battle against weakling me think…
but very next game klungo go to smash dress man and klungo is frozen in place peeing pants in fear and dark energy flying everywhere and then suddenly klungo is dead second time, then third time, then fourth time.
every battle klungo go behind pole to claim victory and teammate never helping klungo, cannot win battle alone, skin melt off face every time. on final battle the hopping demon boy tell klungo drink bleach and call klungo name that me never heard before
klungo want know, why teammate not help with smashing and always hide to let klungo die until klungo is enemy and then kill so klungo cannot win solo shuffling battles
