Klungo experience with battlefield blast

today klungo resting on pig farm when klungo suddenly hear news of new innovative game mode where other tribesmen will not make fun of klungo on cavespeak application when just trying to have good smash time killing weak punys and eating child

klungo grab hammer and enter queue for new game mode battlefield blast and wait many many minutes before is time for smashing, then many more minutes running into gate waiting for open to begin attacking enemies on battle for dogtown map.

klungo run alone to blue tower base to claim in name of tribe

klungo arrive at blue tower base and see friend orc healer and give friendly wave hello but he does not wave hello back instead he turns into purple muppet and begins throwing endless meatball at klungos face and they just come out of oven so hurting very much.

klungo become very angry enraged and run forward to smash the muppet with hammer but muppet creates rodeo rancher totem and hurl klungo very far away into ocean and cannot escape no matter how hard me try and then klungo is hit with more meatballs and all health is gone after just two seconds and klungo fall onto ground and muppet throws many flags into klungo and begin sitting on klungo head many times bringing great shame to tribe, also anvil base is lost and klungo gets blamed for this because klungo always on team with weak punys

friend orc was once friend and gave health back to klungo as blue muppet, now has become purple muppet to hurt klungo instead. klungo cannot win ever like this against the purple muppet and if this is not nerf and happens to klungo again then klungo will smash gaming computer and end subscription to blizzard entertainment

thank

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Great post as always

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10/10

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No, thank you friend

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down with the purple muppet

true down with yoss

Can I have a replica Klungo pls?

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:flushed: :face_with_peeking_eye: :hushed:
translation?

Klungo for president.

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klungo more fit for oval office than grandpa

klungo promise to make smasher always strong and dress man and little henry and tigger hopping demon boy always weak like how should be

all maghar orc go back to draenor

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Another gift from the heavens.

Klungo please pardon my grandson. He was caught in possession of an illegal crossbow and is known to frequent the Undercity Brothel. He likes woman that look like Sockems forum avatar. C’MON, MAN.

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crossbow puny weapon, not good for smashing

klungo make grandson disappear inside stomach if see crossbow again

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Klungo is the hero we don’t deserve.

If only klungo and broxikor could have met…

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nerf ele 10char

Heavy inspiration from Klungo, lord of bouncing tiggers & dress men.

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klungo also have big problem with chicken man

maybe broxikor and klungo team up to beat chicken man once and for all

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