Klungo current state of life

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right now hard time for klungo

klungo and zugzugmaster queue for arena, both strong orc smasher

every game one or more of following dressmen:
scary dark tentacle guy
guy throwing oranges
stupid fiery demon boy
lightning rancher
owl

and most scary of all:
trinket

klungo cannot leave arena column or will get hit in head with orange or mountain dew bolt and die

klungo cower behind rocks and try to run from evil dress boys but they teleport while casting orange blast and hold me down and spit in me eyes

klungo used to smash dress man until dead but now klungo try to approach dress man and healing man run out of blueberry healing juice and skin melt off klungo head and bones evaporate before klungo realize terrible mistake of leaving pillar

please nerf dress man because:

1.) dress man is weak, should not win in fight against me, strong orc smasher, should be very easily killed with attack of weapon

2.) me angry and want strong again

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Official petition to rename the spec to this.

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Posting in a Klungo thread!

I agree. Stupid dress man should be disrobed and not allowed to throw oranges while moving.

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big fan of your vocabulary

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disgust dressmen very big veiny brain to much for Klugno ook ook

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I’ve missed you Klungo

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reported you fiend

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Me too Klungo, me too.

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Lord Stumblin, of the Klungo Tribe.

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You know a hot fix is needed when you see a klungo thread come out. Blizzard take note this is some serious stuff here.

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This is one of the best posts I’ve read in a long time. Well done!

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Post of the year, omg!!! Love you klungo <3

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:joy:

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Klungo remember (with great strain and brain hurt) when Klungo could do arenas with two healers and full armor pen

Klungo cries single tear of joy

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Role play is cool and you kids know it.

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Oranges and Mtn Dew cans loooooool

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Down with the dressmen

  • a dressman
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one day me smash you into ground again puny lightning rancher

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#JusticeForKlungo

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Reading this thread had me inspired to dig up all the Klungo posts on the old forums. This has been the best end of a shift that i have ever had. You’re a legend klungo.