I hereby nominate Stone Bro to position of High King Of The Alliance. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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I think you mean Stony Danza, and I second the nomination.
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This thread is definitely slated for disaster.
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Only if we take it for granite.
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Well I mean those titan watcher dudes, dwarves, gnomes, and humans are all practically cousins right? Don’t just stop at making stonebro leader, make his kind a playable Alliance race.
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Keep your chert on, it wasn’t aggregate assault. Besides, talc is cheap.
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I have to say that’s going the extra mile for a rock pun.
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I meant, you know, before fighting people take their shirt…you know what? I’m sorry.
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No, I applaud the effort. Chert is a deep cut in the rock strata.
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Way better than cry me a river boy.
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It will take tectonic force to make Stoney Tony into King of the Alliance.
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If it doesn’t happen it will all of our faults.
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bring in the stone man
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In that case, we can’t stay sedimentary.
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Oh come on, Lilly. PEOPLE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO NAME HIM.
You don’t have to be all sedimentary about it.
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that pun was already done by Greatbobbo
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Do you always have something to argue with me? 
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nuh uh, that’s bait
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You don’t have to be so slate about it
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