Kill Baine

Baine is the biggest alliance push over the game has. He sold the Horde interests out to the Alliance multiple times. He has Horde blood on his hands. Hence for these crimes against the Horde and being a multiple traitor he deserves to be executed like the useless Cow he really is. Let’s get rid of Baine and then put some competent Tauren into leadership for their race.

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You guys see the Mandalorian finale? chef’s kiss

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I like the hat. Very seasonal. Also, its just been a long time since I saw your toons face Grandblade. You’re always sporting that big ol helmet.

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Now your beard won’t be stuck in to something of your helmet. :wink:

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was an awesome episode :D!
did really like it. :slight_smile:

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Every time I see that helm on an avatar, I can’t help but think you and others are going around the Shadowlands yelling ‘Exterminate! Exterminate!’

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Agreed, I haven’t seen such a good finale since the S1 of GoT and AoT S2

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… oh my god, that’s what it looks like, I’ve been trying to figure it out all expac.

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He looks pretty pathetic slumped over in Oribos. I say we either chop him up and make some tacos or we just toss him back into the Maw. He’s useless, like the rest of the Horde’s “leaders”.

I agree, 100%. Baine is very big, the biggest Baine ever! I bet he could break the Batman, no problem at all! Wouldn’t even need a CPAP mask to do it!

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Why doesn’t Baine, the largest of all the Horde leaders, simply eat the others?

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That would require him to do something fun and we can’t have that.

We have been OVER this, Grand!!

Goblins? High in cholesterol.
Orcs? Always cause indigestion.
Forsaken? Spoiled meat.
Trolls? Too seasoned and spicy.
Elves? Empty calories (like our heads).
Pandas? They are an endangered species, come on man!
Vulpira? Rancid meat.

You KNOW Baine has special dietary restrictions. You KNOW this!!!

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True, but it was hinted ALL throughout BFA that Baine lusts for the flesh of sapient life. We all remember when he devoured Jevan Grimtotem in front of the tribe, that’s why we don’t see him in game whatsoever.

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Anduin and Jaina.

And not the kind of eating you’re talking about. Wacka wacka.

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I have completely forgotten that Baine was in this expansion.

What’s funny is that they actually put this joke in the game.

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We are very greasy.

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Where?
/10c

Oh my god, now I can’t remember.
I was just doing this the other day.

But you hear(or read) an NPC saying it on occasion.

Oh, Now I remember. It’s in Ardenweald during one of the World Quests, where you have to reveal the Boggarts hiding in among the Audience of the Play.