[Keine Neuen] [Horde] Recruiting For Shadowlands Heroic Raiding Friday 7:30

Realm: Mal’Ganis - US
Faction: Horde
Raid Type: Heroic Progression
Raiding Schedule: Friday 7:30pm - 11:30pm
BFA Progression: Heroic 100% Cleared
Must be 21 or older to apply.

Keine Neuen is a Horde guild that was formed on Mal’Ganis in September of 2007 as a progression guild focused on recruiting a mature and laid back raiding base. While progression and completion of all raiding content is the ultimate goal of the guild, a tension-free atmosphere is maintained at all times, and is just as important to the success of the guild. We value players who fit with this guild on a social level as well as on a raiding skill level. As a guild that is filled mostly with college students and working adults, we have a 21+ only policy. We do the best with the time we have, and this is a major part of our raiding philosophy - for us it’s all about quality over quantity. We maintain a civil, respectful, mature, and bigotry-free environment, and we will not tolerate those who create an antagonistic or negative atmosphere. If you like what you have read so far, we would like to hear from you.

We are currently recruiting for Shadowlands. Several of our current members are waiting to see what classes/specs we have before committing to one to fill any gaps we might have at launch.
DPS: Potentially interested in both melee and ranged DPS (Non-Warlock).
Heals: 2 - 3 Healers
Tank: 1 - 2 Tanks

Raiding Schedule: Friday 7:30pm - 11:30pm
Voice Coms: Discord (You do not have to speak in Discord, but you must be willing to listen and follow directions from the Raid Leader.)

►How To Apply:
Please visit our Recruitment Forum at keineneuen.com and fill out the application linked in the “Application Information” post. Alternatively, applications can be emailed to applications@keineneuen.com directly. If you would like to chat with us, then please contact either Enderon or Figurine or /who KeineNeuen and ask to be pointed to an officer.

►More About Keine Neuen:
We have a tight core of players who have stuck with the guild throughout BC all the way through current, but we are also very welcoming to new recruits. We try our best to acclimate new players in a way that makes them feel that they have found a potential new raiding home in a raiding environment that may not be typical to most raiding guilds. We all get along very well with each other. After all, raiding is far more enjoyable when the raid team is able to joke around together, focus together, wipe together, and scream over Discord together when downing new bosses or completing new achievements.

The ideal candidate will read the following and think “ZOMG…that sounds perfect!” (“ZOMG” can be optional.)

  • You are looking for a guild and raiding atmosphere that is the opposite of what one traditionally finds in ‘Barrens Chat’ and most other guilds.
  • Your main interests are PvE progress, the thrill of downing new bosses and hard modes, seeing new content, the enjoyment of working as part of a well-oiled raiding machine, and the temporary prestige that comes along with advancement.
  • You don’t raid just for loot or to gear yourself up for PvP. You are planning on being around until you’ve beaten the current top-tier content in its entirety. You’re not here to “see how this raiding thing is”, or because you’re suddenly bored with Arena. You consider yourself a long-term PvE raider.
  • You aren’t fickle. We may not go as fast or slow as you’d like, or use the “perfect” raid makeup that you envision, and you are OK with this.
  • You realize that learning a boss encounter will involve learning and wiping.
  • You read up on encounters beforehand and enjoy going over strategy in advance.
  • Your gem choices and talent choices reflect your dedication to raid progression.
  • You are able to show up on time and stay for the whole raid.
  • You have excellent knowledge of your class and desired raid role.
  • You are attentive, situationally aware, and have good reaction time. This means you know how to move out of AoEs, switch targets fast, not explode in the raid, etc.
  • You really enjoy your class and desired raid role.
  • You are able to follow instructions.
  • You are willing to take constructive criticism (not abuse, we don’t tolerate abuse). You are also willing and able to learn from your mistakes.
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we have cake…

we also like brownies…

There are great people here.

We do our best to make people feel at home here.

Also, cake over brownies.

So, you prefer a more airy cake to a dense cake then? Angel food cake?

We also have cookies, if that is more your thing.

This fox enjoys a brownie or two at camp!

How about angel food brownies? (Is that a thing?)

Somebody said cookies?

Great crew here. Highly recommended. Can’t comment on the baking skill though…

I actually am pretty decent at baking. Bread is my favorite to bake in the oven. Nice artisan loaves of bread every so often. Will eventually take a crack at sourdough now that I’m getting settled and have a decent temp controlled room.

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So, if you’re reading this post, you’re probably looking for a good, no nonsense, raiding guild. That would be us! Oh, and we have brownies, too!

I’m hungry now

Want to have fun in Shadowlands? KN is the guild for you!

You could make meringues. That’s pretty close

The time is nigh upon us. Raiding time, that is! Come join us, and have some fun. Oh, did I mention the cupcakes?

Roughly 24 hours until we set foot in the Shadowlands!

So um, I was actually a professional baker for 2 years. Cake is not for me and objectively I would say it sucks. Pie is absolutely superior. A nice yiddish 7 layer cake is an acceptable cake though. Yes I can make them.

I like pie. It’s probably the best food item of thanksgiving.