Kalimdor for the kaldorei

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hi im dreta

as we all know our world, azeroth, is suffering an infestation from extraterrestrial parasites and needs YOU!! to help her

the strongest concentration of these alien leeches is in the deserts of central kalimdor and it has been difficult for us to deal with this problem with one of our big magic world trees like, burning down and all

and so i, dreta, reach out to the brave people of general discussion. i ask you to aid the kaldorei and azeroth in their time of need and excise this parasite from the world

thank you

#freethemogs

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zug zug intensifies

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hi dreta.
1v1 outside gates of org right now.

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i dont take challenges from dead people

i think thats really unfair

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Look alright, I just work here.

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Last I checked we have more settlements in Kalimdor than the Alliance, like you guys seem to have this weird habit of losing entire cities, first Theramore then Teldrassil. So, it’s our continent, go to the Eastern Kingdoms or something.

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I’ll help reclaim Ashenvale and everything north as well as part of Feralas.

The rest is the Hordes land now. We abandoned it for ten thousand years.

I will also assist with a trade deal to give the Horde lumber and meat from our lands in exchange for rare earth metals and oil.

Like we should have done long ago…

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I suggest we start by killing civilians. kinda like the parasite likes to do.

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clearly. that’s why you need to drink a potion of death! become one of us and
Bam! level playing field!

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that seems like an excellent idea

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wait, there are no innocent civilians

very like a druid to not have the heart to defend his people against an alien invasion

‘trade deal’

you talk about orcs like they’re actually people :alien:

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some of us hordies might just join in on that great cleansing.
For the dark lady

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sweating intensifies

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offtopic but your mog dosnt fit at all with the tentical beards xD

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Looking ridiculous is part of the point. Laughter reduces my enemies’ dps by at least 5%.

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They are no different than anyone else and have defended Azeroth just as fervently as we have.

They’ve earned their place.

I want my home back not more bloodshed just because tyrande hasn’t learned after ten thousand years how to exist in her own world.

They are people. They are orcs.

A trade deal would have been ideal back then and avoided any fighting between us. Our leader failed us.

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that’s exactly why it works tbh

yes, she did fail us because she didn’t wipe them out after the battle of hyjal

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cant spell slaughter without laughter.
i see your wisdom space goat

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I am more worried about the genetic mutations and mutants than illegal aliens.

Elves need to be neutralized, they are the mutant offspring of the true natives of Azeroth.

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Ah yes a glorious people the night elves are. Slaughtering their allies when they’re not useful anymore.

Truly a race anyone would want to ally with.

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you’re literally a dog

this is why druids are the weakest caste of our society
go back to sleep so you can frolick with faerie dragons while the sentinels do all your fighting

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