Kaldorei > All other 'dorei

I can’t wait for the upcoming Elf war where we will put all the inferior Elflet races in their proper place beneath our violet heels. Now that we have a new World Tree protected by dragons and stuff, nothing can stop us.

Andu-falah-dor!

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More like OG’dorei

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The Char’dorei really trying to do something

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Quelthalas fell to Human Potential in that brat child Arthas…. but the kaldorei lost Teldrassil to an Undead High Elf.

Night Elves have the hottest chicks, both figuratively and literally.

Horde > Alliance

So…

Nightborne and Blood Elves are the best. Sorry not sorry.

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Yep despite everything Blizz devs and that weirdo Sylvanus simp that was writing BFA throw at us we are still the best.

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Nobody tell OP they are descended from the unga bunga trolls.

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Night Elfs? More like country elfs. They sleep in trees and live in dens, and sometimes even grow antlers!

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HA !!! Not very likely. Last time we fought you actually lost an artillery battle even though you had the high ground. That’s not possible and yet somehow you did it. And no one thought to pour water down onto the fire.

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Night elves lose every single battle they’re in. Even some elves with over 10,000 years of combat experience behind them, and they still lose.

They are also responsible for the near-destruction of the world several times.

Inferior to the highest degree!

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Who lived in a pathetic safe space bubble for 10,000 years in their inbred city? Oh right, the irrelevant mana crack addicts.

Laughs in Darnassian

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Yeah well we used 12 Step spells to solve that problem. Now the only place where you see those problems with Blood Elves is in the area around Falconwing Square.

I thought she was talking about the other crack addict elves, but now that you mention it, this does seem to be a regular theme.

One day at a time.

Is it strange that the only elves without addiction problems are the hippy ones?

They all ultimately descend from trolls, and trolls are the better race.

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Throws a mana bun at your feet.

You’re welcome, tiny one.

This made me laugh

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Sin’dorei > Posers’dorei > Hippy’dorei > Wine’dorei