Can I post something silly? Because I thought about something silly. Of course, this is pure nonsense for your entertainment.
Did you hear the Gnomes are putting a porta-potty behind every meeting stone on Azeroth? It’s the Night Elves that asked for them, believe it or not. The local bushes couldn’t handle the load of a dozen different races making a pit stop before heading in, and it was creating an environmental catastrophe. And we know how Nelfs are about the environment.
While they will be open to everyone, each one will have a little Alliance crest on the door. The Humans asked for this one. They wanted to troll Horde adventurers a little each time they use one, and in particular, wanted the Orcs to groan. They, most of all, remember four wars, after all.
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Okay but did it have to be right behind the stones? I mean getting summoned from my relaxing fishing escapade in fragrant Bel’ameth to the smell of a multi-racial outhouse seems awful! We could at least space them like 50 yards across the stone, maybe.
Maybe hire gnome mages to keep a perpetual portal to the Maw underneath the… doo doo…holes.
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Perhaps a petition could be made. They haven’t been installed yet.
Maybe if you want a portal, the Ren’dori could make a portal to the Void? They sometimes seem to stay without assistance, that way you don’t have poor little Gnomes tiring out their arms to keep the portals open 24/7 in bad weather.
Anyway, this whole thing makes me happy. The Eredar had toilets before most of your races even evolved. 
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That’s why Gnomes need to be punted… for this very reason! 
I mean it’s the Night Elves who asked. Take it up with their Druid culture. 
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I’ll deal with the Night Elves soon… 
Now where did I leave that form to fill out to complain to the Union of Gnomeregan…
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For those interested, you can get an outhouse for housing, and the garrison has a bucket decor that has poo in it and does the stinky gas animation.
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(You can actually “use” the garrison outhouse. It’s honestly a pity they didn’t do the same thing with the housing one.)
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The Goblins are slipping. This could have been a very lucrative side hustle by including a coin op lock on the doors.
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Some dude be like : “50 silver to s***? Highway robbery.”
And Night Elves males can sit on said bucket while casting something, but nothing will come out and they will be unhappy looking.