Just a 2020 reminder

  • Draenei were the first to serve the Legion and did so willingly
  • Orcs led a relatively peaceful tribal lifestyle before the Draenei led the Legion to their world.
  • Medivh (a human) was corrupted by the Legion and masterminded the entire invasion of Azeroth.
  • Night Elves attacked the Orcs first and continue to use hostility over diplomacy.
  • Blood Elves/High Elves have voluntarily left the Alliance as many times as they’ve joined the Alliance.
  • Malfurion is NOT the first Druid, just the first to be called a Druid by Cenarius meaning that the Cenarion Circle is based on lies and is heavily influenced by the Alliance.
  • General Hawthorne and his men willingly killed profession trainers and wyvern masters and then attempted to rid their guilt by saying “but we left an avenue for them to run away to!” without revealing that the path they left open led straight into hostile territory that killed the majority of the remaining survivors.
  • The Alliance routinely attacks neutral ships (e.g. Goblin ships during Cata and Talanji’s ship that was on a political mission for Alderaan in BfA)
  • The Night Elves spent a millennium watching the Tauren struggle to survive and did nothing to help while the Orcs and Trolls helped the Tauren establish a secure lifestyle as soon as they met.
  • The Alliance is still ignoring the plight of Westfall and it’s civilians while nobility continues to live a luxurious lifestyle.
  • The Alliance routinely demonstrates xenophobia while the Horde has become inclusive (sans the Garrosh period).
  • Jaina Proudmoore led an attack on a neutral nation and killed their King.
  • Tyrande is a dumb *****.
  • EDIT: How could I forget?!?! The Alliance PURGED Vulperans and burned down their communities in acts of terror.

Not making excuses for the Horde. We’ve done our fair share of horrible things and we know it. Just wanted to remind the Alliance that you guys are scumbags.

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Well thanks for your time to type this out. I really appreciate your feedback.

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Gotta do something between Galleon spawns :man_shrugging:

I’m dreading the hunters taming oondasta thing today :confused:

That’s STILL going on? How do they not all have oondasta by now?

Preach on.

Here is a shiny

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Aw thank you :smiley:

I did not serve the legion :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

dont forget

  • The Dwarves want to dig up sacred territories in TB

  • Orcs and Humans had an alliance and worked together until nightelves attacked them both

  • Garrithos was a xenophobic human trying to kill bloodelves

  • Jania’s dad attacked peaceful orc territories

  • Orcs had settle peacefully into alterac and dwarves came and started this, they even admit it

  • Bloodelves helped nightelves when they first stepped foot on the eastern kingdoms

  • Jania acted on her own and attacked Dalaran even when King Chin was going to bring the BE’s IN

Alliance overall have their hand in more atrocities than the horde historically.

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Yeah, Sentinel Hill is still on fire for crying out loud!

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Right? And how long does it take them to repair that freaken bridge in Redridge? Scumbags AND lazy.

Good times.

You’re right.
I never looked at it that way but what they did as a “warning” to the Vulpera is the literal definition of terrorism.

what they do, out of self-respect, I never roll an alliance char

They might as well rename Stormwind to Mos Eisley as you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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Aren’t you forgetting one thing OP?

Tauren/HM Tauren are our steak dinners for the future to come

Barbaric! I’m not familiar with this line, does an Alliance character actually say it?!

But you still live in “houses” made from mud and sticks and have legit slums in your capital.

At least we Gnomes, should we decide, weaponize the noxious fumes Gnomeregan creates.

Male Blood Elf Joke Line:

"We’re allied with the Tauren? Fantastic ! We’ll be having steak twice a week. "

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You mock us for being eco-friendly? You’re clearly out of touch with the needs of Azeroth!

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