Jokes/puns for classic

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To help relieve my boredom, and possibly some hostility fromt hese forums, how about we share some Classic-themed jokes or puns?

Why do rogues like to wear leather? because it’s made of hide

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Classic themed jokes? I got one.

Troll Racials.

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What do you call 5 Paladins in a Moonwell?

  • a bubblebath
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Yo mama so fat when I used shadowstep on her I got a loading screen.

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How do you know someone has been playing WoW since vanilla?

Don’t worry, they will tell ya.

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Whoa there brother, that’s easily the most under-rated race of all time… IMO the best horde PVE race there is…

You should have a look again at Troll racials, they are bar none better than all the other horde racial choices… Assuming you’re not playing a Demo lock / BM hunter.

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Why didn’t the warrior cross the road?

No path available.

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“I’m regenerating five HP, AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!”

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I Kill two dwarfs… Wait a damn min…

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You will call me Sir… Loin

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some, but really they’re all just milking puns about female tauren.

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Too bad you can’t capitalize letters mid-name. Otherwise that would be a great tauren name.

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Retail is such a big turd that retailers are hyped for Classic :poop:

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A priest, a shaman, and a warlock walk into an inn. Inn keep says, “What is this? some kind of joke?”