Joke time!

What did the Tauren call his ice cream stand?

Cowlicks.

Karen: If you are homeless…buy a house …duh

Anduin gets polymorphed.

Lambduin

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The Great Vault.

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What do you get, when you cross a tauren with a draenei?

blue cheese

:woman_shrugging:

/flee

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What do you call a Tauren with no arms or legs? Ground Beef.

Thanks for playing.

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What do you get when you cross a tauren with a gnome?

Condensed milk!

:upside_down_face:

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World of Warcraft.
The only time I let my 9 year old play with a priest…

What do you call 10 tauren and 1 gnome on a field? Football!

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People don’t give tauren merchants enough credit.
Everywhere they go is a bull market.

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What do you call a Tauren with one leg shorter than the other? Lean beef.

Am I doing this right?

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My wife kept hiding from me after I bought her some new makeup. I guess I got the wrong rogue.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator :upside_down_face:

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this is my fave so far.

(not really wow related, but it still wins)

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My partner used to set an animal joke as guild message of the day every few days

I’m shamelessly stealing them :smiling_imp:

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A Human, Night Elf and Draenei walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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