Joke Thread: Please Post Your Jokes Here

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Lets have some fun. Please Post your jokes with punchlines in this thread.

I will start it off. You all can continue:

How can you marry a D&D player? You ask her for a d8 first.

What is the favorite food of a beholder? Eyes Cream.

What do you call a canine magician? A labracada-brador.

What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard? A freezing spell.

How many Paladins does it take to install a ceiling lamp?
Two, one to the screw the bolts in and the other to uphold the light.

What does a warlock drive on the beach?
A rune-buggy.

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I’m here. I’m the next joke.

(It’s too early as I can’t think of any :confounded:)

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Your mom’s a D&D player.

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How does Naxxramas fly?

click With four wings

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the blind guy fall into the well? He couldn’t see that well

Where did the little king keep his little armies? In his little sleevies

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