Jimmies vs Timmies the Battle for the FATE of PVP

Hey boys, here to tell you “if you want equalized PVP without any PVP progression whatsoever. Good news! League of Legends, Dota 2, Overwatch, and even Call of Duty is just around the corner.”

“Oh what was that? You want to play WOW?”

I’m Sorry, I’m just repeating some of the words you forum players have been saying since WOD all the way through Legion… ya know? back when they essentially removed PVP gearing progression.

Jimmies and Timmies are back at it again boys. The Jimmies want equalized PVP by removing gear progression. Well, if they did that. Wouldn’t we be back to WOD and Legion again? When PVP participation is I don’t know. Really damn low???

But if the Jimmies get what they want. All the Timmies will start complaining again saying things such as.

“But PVP is not rewarding enough wahhhh”
“Blizzard need to stop catering to casuals wahhhh”
“I wish there was something other than numbers to thrive for in PVP”
“I remember watching High Warlord Pat and how kewl he was he can 4 vs 1 omg I want that feeling again wahhhh”

But, what people don’t seem to understand is. We got to this point because you Timmies have been complaining you want PVP to be more REWARDING. All you Timmies have been complaining that PVP participation is dying and its on life support.

Well, Blizzard listen and guess what? For the longest time in forever, PVP participation has been at its HIGHEST. It just sucks that the MMR bugged ruined what would of been a great season.

They just can’t seem to win because there is a back and forth battle between Jimmies and Timmies.

I want equalized PVP.

But the moment blizzard does this. The Timmies will complain. Then they revert the change, and then all the Jimmies will complain. Blizzard yet again, revert back the change they originally implemented. Oh here comes the Timmies again. Here comes your boy Asmongold.

Boy oh boy, round and round we go.

I want to post this because man, it seems like it was awhile ago. But it really wasn’t. Again, this video and the fact that many of you Timmies complain over and over and over and OVER is the REASON

THE REASON WHY
we got to where we are now.

The reason why we have the system we have now.

anyone else ever notice asmongold kinda looks like a kobold

We had the most equalization when we had a simple cap for conquest points from cata to wod which is arguably one of the best moments in wow pvp. Gear was accessible to all. The 2nd half of each season was everyone fighting each other in the same gear creating an equal/templated playing field.

I got lost in trying to decipher what you were attempting to say with jimmies and timmies to the point that I just stopped caring what you had to say.

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